Old 03-04-2004, 05:16 PM   #1
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You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet. You can buy:
A. A dime and two 40'
B. A new pair of Fila's
C. Dashikki down the block
D. Yo mama


It's tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack for da rent. You:
A. Bust a cap in his !!!
B. Say, "!!!! man, why you all up in ma bidness?"
C. Have anuther kid on welfare
D. Yo mama


You and ya holmes are banging down da block when yall scam da uther mo fo's commin your way. If ya both jaking your hydros, and both yall draw yur gats, which of da following happens:
A. !!!! goes down in da hood
B. Ya check yur colours and let the cop-killers fly
C. !!!! man, I do'no maff
D. Yo mama


You drink haff a 40. How much is left:
A. Haff
B. Da uther haff
C. Zum mo
D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama


You, beein da !!!! you are, dress yo self in da morn in which of deese:
A. Yo Tek 9 with da Raiders hat
B. Da AK47 with yo Fila's
C. You blade and ya colurs
D. "!!!! man, what's a brotha like me doin up at dis time in da morn?"


Tiz yo 21st birfday. You:
A. Hook up with Dashikki down the block and treat her to MceeDees
B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, and 40's
C. Gaffle da man
D. I do'no maff


Wher iz da mutherland at:
A. Afrika
B. Compton
C. Souff Centra
D. Yo mama


What am da capita of California?
A. Da Hood
B. Compton
C. Compton
D. Compton


Analogies


Tek 9 : Gatt ::
A. Yo mama : Dashikki
B. Fila's : Nike
C. Tu pac : Barry White
D. St. Ide's : Colt 45


Malt Liquor : Da Chronic ::
A. Da Man : Da Systum
B. ReeRun : MC Hammer
C. Fat Albert : Shaft
D. Yo mama : Dashikki


NO. LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN:
IN 25 WURDS MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM DA MAN?




So dat we may give uh you yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag below:
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