[Oxford]

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100
dollars?

Are you nuts?", she replies. And keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before
she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for 1,000 dollars?"
he asks again.

Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"

So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her again:
"Would you let me bite your breasts just once for 10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and "Hmmm 10,000 dollars, eh?
Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they went to that alley and she takes off her blouse to reveal
the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he
jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing
them, burying his face in them, but not biting.

In the end the woman gets all annoyed and asks: "Are you gonna
bite them or what?"

Nah", he replies. "Costs too much." :right: