Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK! the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
"What the heck was that for?" asks the driver.
"You're in Texas, son," the officer replied. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here," explains the driver.
The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK! the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" he asks. "I'm not even driving."
"Just making your wish come true," says the officer.
"Making what wish come true?" asks the passenger.
"I know," says the trooper, "that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, 'I wish that !!!!!!! would've tried that !!!! with me!'"
Yep battlerifleg3 I will watch myself in the future and post jokes in the right forum, I apologize for this and will do right in my new home in the future.
I know he was not cracking down on me and I did not take it that way. He was just letting me know there is another posting area for this and I took it that way. Besides guys in here are to nice to cut the crap out of each other over little stuff like this, I am smiling as I write this it was all taken in a good manor.
