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Old 05-28-2004, 12:31 PM   #1
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Talking The governor of Colorado is catching hell from French diplomats

The governor of Colorado is catching hell from French diplomats for what they call "unfortunate and ill-informed" jokes about the French at a Republican Party convention, reports the Denver Post.

In a keynote speech, Gov. Bill Owens cracked a few jokes that didn’t sit well with the frogs.

"You know why they planted those big trees along the boulevard in Paris?” he asked. “So the invading armies could march in the shade."

And, he continued, "You know why the new French navy has glass-bottom boats? So it can see the old French navy."

Nathalie Loiseau of the French Embassy in Washington criticized Owens for what she said was "uselessly practicing French bashing for the purpose of playing politics."
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Old 05-28-2004, 12:34 PM   #2
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Read this yesterday and couldn't stop laughing --- next they are going to take offense to us here for making fun of their military for dropping the their rifles as soon as they meet an opposing force.
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Old 05-28-2004, 12:46 PM   #3
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truth hurts, enough said.
stop your darn crying and grow a set.
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:03 PM   #4
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Hope they don't watch the Simpson's, the "Cheese eating surrender monkeys" line would put the whole nation in a depression.
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:21 PM   #5
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Busted a nut reading that article yesterday too!

Screw the french, upity sunsobritches.
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Old 05-29-2004, 09:54 AM   #6
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Well, they saved our collective kiesters back during the Revolutionary War. Then we pulled their cojones out of the fire twice - in WWI and WWII. And we took over from them in that bit of unpleasantness in Indochina.

I'd say they owe us, big time. They better change their tune before the next European War. We might let the Germans have them next time. I pity the Germans . . .
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i say if you're gonna help free a country, help defend the country you freed
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I fail to understand why anyone would care what France thinks about anything. Since they chose to snub us when we asked them to help, screw them now! They are like all the rest of the ungrateful world, all they want is our money. But, I have seen a few tasty french 'hoes! Heee, heeee!
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You know why fireworks are illegal in France??
Cause when they go off....Everyone comes out of their houses with their hands up!!
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Originally Posted by Rufus Rhastus J
I fail to understand why anyone would care what France thinks about anything. Since they chose to snub us when we asked them to help, screw them now! They are like all the rest of the ungrateful world, all they want is our money. But, I have seen a few tasty french 'hoes! Heee, heeee!
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I agree! Who cares what France thinks.
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Old 05-30-2004, 04:27 PM   #11
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France is that silly little poodledog that tags along with the big dogs, trying to keep her ideals of past glory and barking up a storm. Eventually, the other dogs will have had enough of that infernal yapping.

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