I got this in my e-mail. Interesting, to say the least

Rufus Rhastus J · 06-01-2004, 08:12 AM

Where Has Common Sense Gone?

History Test

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple Choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!

Do you remember?

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:

a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians
b. Bo Diddily
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman

c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American Passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by a group consisting of:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Elvis Presley, Little Richard, Bill Haley, and the Motown Groups
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

a. The Enron Corporation
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL & NBA
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo & Mr. Greenjeans
c. Billy Graham & Pope John
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly Islamic fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. However, they must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents (who are members of the President's security detail), 85-year old Congressmen and other seniors with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former Governors, but must refrain from specifically searching Muslim Males between the ages 17 & 40, alone or in groups, because profiling is racist.

Lets send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves if they have any such sense.

As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does." And "we" has become this stupidest country in the whole world. Pogo was really right, "We have met the enemy, and it is us."

Well, folks, what do you think would be the best may to handle these vermin.....uh, misguided children? :ballons:

06-01-2004, 08:56 AM

Oxford posted this a year ago..maybe even two years ago..but liberals will still blame the war on Bush saying that it's being fought over oil :jet:

PAPA G · 06-01-2004, 09:44 AM

tain't that the truff!!!

06-01-2004, 10:01 AM

We're fighting muslim males between the ages of 17-40 now, but we went in to look for WMD.
Justified or not (I think we are) we're in that area for a very long, long time. We will never run out of people who hate us, but we are doing a good thing in the long run.

Rufus Rhastus J · 06-02-2004, 01:48 PM

okay, I guess we'll always blame the American cirizen, because we want to enslave the citizen. Common sense has no place as we seek to find the terrorists. As mentioned above, the little old lady is for sure the one we seek. She does fit the profile. So, in short, and to reat myself, if ducks are planting bombs, let's arrest the onions! Some people are a waste of a good education, or, at least, educated beyond thier entelligence levels.

06-01-2004, 08:12 AM	#1
Rufus Rhastus J Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: West, Central Florida, Third World America Posts: 6,339 Images: 1	I got this in my e-mail. Interesting, to say the least Where Has Common Sense Gone? History Test Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple Choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened! Do you remember? 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by: a. Olga Corbitt b. Sitting Bull c. Arnold Schwarzeneger d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by: a. Lost Norwegians b. Bo Diddily c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by: a. John Dillinger b. The King of Sweden c. The Boy Scouts d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: a. A pizza delivery boy b. Pee Wee Herman c. Geraldo Rivera d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American Passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by: a. The Smurfs b. Davy Jones c. The Little Mermaid d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by: a. Captain Kidd b. Charles Lindberg c. Mother Teresa d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by: a. Scooby Doo b. The Tooth Fairy c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by: a. Richard Simmons b. Grandma Moses c. Michael Jordan d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by: a. Mr. Rogers b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems c. The World Wrestling Federation d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by a group consisting of: a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd b. The Supreme Court of Florida c. Elvis Presley, Little Richard, Bill Haley, and the Motown Groups d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 11. In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against: a. The Enron Corporation b. The Lutheran Church c. The NFL & NBA d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by: a. Bonnie and Clyde b. Captain Kangaroo & Mr. Greenjeans c. Billy Graham & Pope John d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly Islamic fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. However, they must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents (who are members of the President's security detail), 85-year old Congressmen and other seniors with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former Governors, but must refrain from specifically searching Muslim Males between the ages 17 & 40, alone or in groups, because profiling is racist. Lets send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves if they have any such sense. As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does." And "we" has become this stupidest country in the whole world. Pogo was really right, "We have met the enemy, and it is us." Well, folks, what do you think would be the best may to handle these vermin.....uh, misguided children? :ballons: __________________ "They cannot be trusted.....The Romulans (our politicos) are without honor." Worf

06-02-2004, 01:48 PM	#5
Rufus Rhastus J Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: West, Central Florida, Third World America Posts: 6,339 Images: 1	okay, I guess we'll always blame the American cirizen, because we want to enslave the citizen. Common sense has no place as we seek to find the terrorists. As mentioned above, the little old lady is for sure the one we seek. She does fit the profile. So, in short, and to reat myself, if ducks are planting bombs, let's arrest the onions! Some people are a waste of a good education, or, at least, educated beyond thier entelligence levels. __________________ "They cannot be trusted.....The Romulans (our politicos) are without honor." Worf

06-01-2004, 08:56 AM	#2
Logansdad Guest Posts: n/a	Oxford posted this a year ago..maybe even two years ago..but liberals will still blame the war on Bush saying that it's being fought over oil :jet:

06-01-2004, 09:44 AM	#3
PAPA G Guest Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somerset, kentucky Posts: 11	tain't that the truff!!!

06-01-2004, 10:01 AM	#4
Mr. Kaneko Guest Posts: n/a	We're fighting muslim males between the ages of 17-40 now, but we went in to look for WMD. Justified or not (I think we are) we're in that area for a very long, long time. We will never run out of people who hate us, but we are doing a good thing in the long run.