Just to stir the pot a little for fun and laughs

Things you must believe to remain a Republican today:

1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery

2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest
national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq

3. Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money, but
crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.

4. "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their
jobs to India

5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

6. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

7. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

8. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for
Governor of California as a Republican.

9. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

10. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then
demand their cooperation and money.

11. HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.

11. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health
care to all Americans is socialism.

12. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.

13. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a
bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

14. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid
defense policy.

15. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

16. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

17. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft
can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.

18. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

19. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade
with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.


Remember:

"We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now." --Dr. Martin
Luther King, Jr.


AND:

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President or that we
are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, it is
morally treasonable to the American Public. " -- President
Theodore Roosevelt

you sound like an angry democrat or Rufus

[trapfreek]

Hey I think I found James Carvill.

[Rave]

Hummmm,more than a few tid-bits for thought,hummm.

[Shaun]

he's beginning too LD --Ruf's alter ego

[oneastrix]

He must have received that in an e-amil...that didn't come off the cuff. BS meter is going "Ding, Ding, Ding."

[lefty o]

take another hit off that thing why dont ya!

[7mmag6]

I smell ---hmm whats that smell?---troll

[ScottD]

Trench coat Liberal. Where's a tree? Time for a hangin'! :full: :insane:

[whirlwind]

hey matt, can you arrest someone for posting under the influance of narcotics?

[Shaun]

ww I think it depends on the state he is in -- maybe Kennedy will hit him the next time he goes for a drive.

[Doglips]

I thought I was the only registered democrat on this board.....

Originally Posted by Doglips

I thought I was the only registered democrat on this board.....

what about Lenny ?

Actually, I'm a registered Republican. I did get that in an email.

Originally Posted by Mr. Kaneko

Actually, I'm a registered Republican. I did get that in an email.

who believes him ? raise your hands..

Would you like to see my card? Would you like to see a picture of my cat Richard M. Nixon?
I voted for our Governor.

I recieved the original posted material in an email, not my Republican party membership.

[Rufus Rhastus J]

I am so rabidly conservitive as to annoy most of you folks. But, as of recent posts, i realize once a mental midgit...always a mental midgit so I'll not waste any more time trying to convience you folks otherwise or, in my own defense. I read many of the points Mr. K made and found them to be of typical liberal miss-representation. However, I took most with amusement realizeing this is what one would expect from.....say... Larry King or...maybe....Bill Mayhar[Sp.?]...or one of those late night lackeys on TV. The questions are such sillyness as to make one laugh. I think Bush is an okay guy, as compared to the rest. He isn't a saint, as some would have us believe. I am truly disappointed in his performance as a leader becaue of this war in Iraq. But, put both him and Klinton, side by side....the differance becomes clear as night/day! While I agree, Bush has hurt America's reputation around the world...and..I agree we are more hated world wide than ever before......Klinton brought such shame on us that I doubt we will ever recover. But, the sad truth is, Algore dang near won! New York is such a filthy state, they voted that slime ball Hillery in! So, laugh if you want. Act like you know it all. We'll, be seeing Kerry as prez if we aren't very dang luckey. Take that to the bank! Mr. K made many, what I believe were valid points. For example...job out sourceing. Hey, what's up with that? How is that good for America's workers? I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but, I can understand what that steady pressure at my bottom means....we are being f@#$%# and we are being sold down the road. Bush is screwing up big time. He better grab his ankles and pull his head out and do something before it's too late. I imagine he'll lower the price of gas somehow and that may be enough...But, we all know, soon as he gets back in, he'll be a lame duck and guess what will happen then? Patriot acts 15-65! The patteren is well established and you folks, who are in denial, may not see it. God, i pray i'm wrong...But, we all know I'm not. let time be the judge and then we will all see. If I'm wrong, i''ll offer my apoligies, but if I'm right....who amoungst you will say I'm right? Maybe Bush doesn't know whats happening, maybe he's not responsible, I don't know. But, i sure know what lies ahead for America. I see it every night....on my way to work. It ain't pretty! So, let the ripping of my head commence...... :insane:

Ps. And one more comment, while I still have my head, intact! It might make a little more sense to listen to the voices of others who have another point of view, rather than blather the same ole same. Reading his post made me see just how the libs think. I know it's insane but, people believe that stuff! Besides, each of us are guests here. I think it's high time we acted like we had good sense. His point about the spelling was valid. Even I see that.

[lefty o]

i aint republican or democrat, but i see massive ignorance here. everybody's !!!!!ing about bush's outsourcing jobs, how come nobody ever said one goddammned word when clinton was doing it- what do you people think opening up trade with china and vietnam was-charity? no its outsourcing, but since a freaking democrat was doing all the crybaby a-hole liberals didnt say a word, but now that somebody with different party affiliation is doing it its the end of the world!!! F"N hipocrits. yep, bush aint the brightest bulb on the tree, but turncoat kerry will be the end of your freedom! and mr kaneko before you keep getting your little panties in a bunch over everyones opinion and political affiliation, maybe you should go visit a liberal gun forum, oh nevermind they dont exist!!! quit being a troll

[dhermesc]

And I have a membership card to the Communist Party of America around here somewhere.

[asgard_prince]

Very interesting, gonna have ta stir some of those around in my head for a while