Important info about dogs

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." - Will Rogers 

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." - Sigmund Freud 

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he
wags his tail instead of his tongue." - Anonymous 
 
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes 
like never washed a dog." - Franklin P. Jones 

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - Un! known 

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn 
around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley 

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." - Fran Lebowitz 

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner 

"My dog is worried about the economy because 
Alpo is up to $3.00 a can 
That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein 

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive 
evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers 

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like 
a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams 

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you 
more than he loves himself." - Josh Billings 

"The average dog is a nicer person than 
the average person." - Andrew A. Rooney 

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; 
inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx 


"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, 
and very, very few persons." - James Thurber 

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men 
and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." 
- Robert A. Heinlein 

[Rufus Rhastus J]

You forgot to mention that the gumint needs dogs so they can wag them, the dog, not the tail! Otherwise, we might wake up and throw the whole lot of the lieing scumbags out! I know, wishful thinking. But, a guy has got to dream!