Went Splunking today....

SexyRedXterra · 07-02-2004, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BattleRifleG3

It's ok, I'm seeing Liv Tyler, Natalie Portman, Denise Richards, and others... I see them on the screen when I watch some of my sci-fi/fantasy movies. Then there's Mira Nova from the adventures of Buzz Lightyear

Must say those Tapco models look really nice, in the most dignified non-skanky yet oh so beautiful way.

You need help.

Oxford · 07-08-2004, 10:19 PM

Ran across this story today. Thought it was appropriate to the subject being discussed about halfway through this thread...which has taken several twists and turns.
Ox
"If the shoe fits, wear it."

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"In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make the proper "final" arrangements.

As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone: "BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN"

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully. A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker--postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone that she had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen.

He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid's final request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone. For days, he agonized over the dilemma. But finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem.

The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows: "RETURNED UNOPENED" :guitar:

SexyRedXterra · 07-09-2004, 06:44 AM

LOL That's hysterical.

Oxford · 07-09-2004, 10:11 AM

Is that the Catholic creed for sisters?

SexyRedXterra · 07-09-2004, 01:58 PM

Mom wants me to be a nun.

Oxford · 07-09-2004, 02:36 PM

You do know that nuns are supposed to get none, dontcha?

That means they don't get to "know" anyone. :nod:

asgard_prince · 07-09-2004, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SexyRedXterra

Mom wants me to be a nun.

sigh...that would be such a waste

NRAJOE · 07-09-2004, 07:30 PM

You know what kind of meat the priest ate on sunday?

"Nun"

SexyRedXterra · 07-09-2004, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by asgard_prince

sigh...that would be such a waste

Thank you.

Don't worry. While I respect those that follow their calling to be Sisters in Christ, it is not for me at all.

SexyRedXterra · 07-09-2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Oxford

You do know that nuns are supposed to get none, dontcha?

That means they don't get to "know" anyone. :nod:

Who doesn't know that? I want kids, so it's not going to work.

missharpshooter · 07-10-2004, 07:03 PM

This was an interesting thread, started out about cave exploring and ended up...about virgins....LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

SexyRedXterra · 07-10-2004, 11:55 PM

well sex seems to be a favorite tangent of this forum. lol

Oxford · 07-11-2004, 12:18 PM

Is there a correlation between sex and splunking? Could be. I thought sex correlated with everything according to psychologists.

SexyRedXterra · 07-11-2004, 09:45 PM

only if you're Freud.

Oxford · 07-11-2004, 10:31 PM

Do you mean that it's not the mother of all motivations?

asgard_prince · 07-12-2004, 10:16 AM

Sex and money are two of the best motivators out there...some times they even go hand-in-hand, but lets not get in to that now.

spunkski · 07-18-2004, 09:47 AM

oops! this one is about cave sex, I did not see the letter "L" in the title, thought it was about me!!!! er... not that I am egotistical or anything.... ya see...I...ummm... oh! look! over there!! I gotta go! Its raining spunkski's and dogs over here... have a great day!!

SexyRedXterra · 07-18-2004, 11:08 AM

are you drunk? lol

spunkski · 07-20-2004, 05:56 AM

hiya, no, I quit drinking after a tragic accident involving a blender, my cat spunky, and a tickle me elmo, you prob. read about it in the enquirer. really, for a second, when I read the titleof the thread, I DID think it said spunking...lol take care

SexyRedXterra · 07-20-2004, 06:48 AM

LOL You're odd.

07-08-2004, 10:19 PM	#42
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,219 Blog Entries: 4	Ran across this story today. Thought it was appropriate to the subject being discussed about halfway through this thread...which has taken several twists and turns. Ox "If the shoe fits, wear it." ------------ "In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make the proper "final" arrangements. As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone: "BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN" Not long after, the old maid died peacefully. A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker--postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone that she had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen. He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid's final request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone. For days, he agonized over the dilemma. But finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem. The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows: "RETURNED UNOPENED" :guitar: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right". Last edited by Oxford; 07-09-2004 at 10:07 AM.

07-09-2004, 06:44 AM	#43
SexyRedXterra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: NJ Shore and Western PA Posts: 1,206	LOL That's hysterical. __________________ "God doesn't always do things on our schedule, but he's always right on time."

07-09-2004, 10:11 AM	#44
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,219 Blog Entries: 4	Is that the Catholic creed for sisters? __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

07-09-2004, 01:58 PM	#45
SexyRedXterra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: NJ Shore and Western PA Posts: 1,206	Mom wants me to be a nun. __________________ "God doesn't always do things on our schedule, but he's always right on time."

07-09-2004, 02:36 PM	#46
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,219 Blog Entries: 4	You do know that nuns are supposed to get none, dontcha? That means they don't get to "know" anyone. :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

07-09-2004, 07:30 PM	#48
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,353 Images: 3	You know what kind of meat the priest ate on sunday? "Nun" __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

07-10-2004, 07:03 PM	#51
missharpshooter Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 992 Images: 2	This was an interesting thread, started out about cave exploring and ended up...about virgins....LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL __________________ IF IT DOESN'T GET HOT..IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH FIREPOWER....DBL TAPP IS NOT DANCING..

07-10-2004, 11:55 PM	#52
SexyRedXterra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: NJ Shore and Western PA Posts: 1,206	well sex seems to be a favorite tangent of this forum. lol __________________ "God doesn't always do things on our schedule, but he's always right on time."

07-11-2004, 12:18 PM	#53
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,219 Blog Entries: 4	Is there a correlation between sex and splunking? Could be. I thought sex correlated with everything according to psychologists. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

07-11-2004, 09:45 PM	#54
SexyRedXterra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: NJ Shore and Western PA Posts: 1,206	only if you're Freud. __________________ "God doesn't always do things on our schedule, but he's always right on time."

07-11-2004, 10:31 PM	#55
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,219 Blog Entries: 4	Do you mean that it's not the mother of all motivations? __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

07-12-2004, 10:16 AM	#56
asgard_prince Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: BACKWOODS PA Posts: 168	Sex and money are two of the best motivators out there...some times they even go hand-in-hand, but lets not get in to that now. __________________ ALL FEAR THE SENTINAL

07-18-2004, 09:47 AM	#57
spunkski Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: I am a Tampon....er ..Tampan? Posts: 31	oops! this one is about cave sex, I did not see the letter "L" in the title, thought it was about me!!!! er... not that I am egotistical or anything.... ya see...I...ummm... oh! look! over there!! I gotta go! Its raining spunkski's and dogs over here... have a great day!! __________________ I've already won the lotto..I was born an American. If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. Organized religion is a crutch for the weak minded.

07-18-2004, 11:08 AM	#58
SexyRedXterra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: NJ Shore and Western PA Posts: 1,206	are you drunk? lol __________________ "God doesn't always do things on our schedule, but he's always right on time."

07-20-2004, 05:56 AM	#59
spunkski Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: I am a Tampon....er ..Tampan? Posts: 31	hiya, no, I quit drinking after a tragic accident involving a blender, my cat spunky, and a tickle me elmo, you prob. read about it in the enquirer. really, for a second, when I read the titleof the thread, I DID think it said spunking...lol take care __________________ I've already won the lotto..I was born an American. If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. Organized religion is a crutch for the weak minded.

07-20-2004, 06:48 AM	#60
SexyRedXterra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: NJ Shore and Western PA Posts: 1,206	LOL You're odd. __________________ "God doesn't always do things on our schedule, but he's always right on time."