gunfight post gone?

whirlwind · 07-06-2004, 12:41 AM

what happened? i got an email notice the thread had been replied to and when i clicked?... nuttin ...did i miss sompin? i always miss the good stuff!

PAPA G · 07-06-2004, 01:01 AM

nah, it was a fantasy scenario put forth by a chair-borne commando new-bee who got his combat experience reading Sad Sack comics

TheTeXasSoldier · 07-06-2004, 01:07 AM

I don't know, I didn't really mind it, but then agian im not a really up tight person.

whirlwind · 07-06-2004, 01:45 AM

why was it pulled? foul language? in the words of ricky ricardo..."wha hoppin'?"

PAPA G · 07-06-2004, 01:54 AM

it wasn't headed for the toilet last i looked, but of course i coulda missed it too.

07-06-2004, 08:21 AM

I'll tell you what happend:
Team A ignored the cover advantage enjoyed by Team B. When shots were fired, Team A (like the eager Boy Scouts they were) charged headlong into the worst ambush known to man or beast. Team B was not the 3rd shift Waffle House ladies softball team from DesMoines as once thought.

Team B consisted of the deadly Varsity field hockey team from Smith College. As Team A broke cover, they were immediatly pinned down by left wing Melanie Vandersnoot (class of 2006 Women's studies) and fullback Gretchen Clamp (Class of 2005 English/History) with a deadly barrage of gender related questions and Sylvia Plath blank verse poems.

Troop leader Paul Jefferies made a valient attempt to answer the question of "Why not replace the dominate patriarchal political system with a neofeminist model based on Native American forms." but was taken down by goalie Julia Jones (J.J. will be a freshman this fall).
Jeffieries was last heard shouting "You haven't defined your terms clearly...."

Team A, without it's leader turned tail back to their campground where a cup of thin pea soup was passed around a smoldering campfire.

However, Team B followed their prey back and under cover of night continued the assault. By morning, every scout was seen wearing Greek fisherman's caps and wire rimmed glasses. Some even donned the shirts and shorts made from hemp. It was sad and messy as they all sang Joan Baez in an inclusive circle.

ScottD · 07-06-2004, 08:53 AM

Good Riddance!

PAPA G · 07-06-2004, 12:06 PM

:right:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kaneko

I'll tell you what happend:
Team A ignored the cover advantage enjoyed by Team B. When shots were fired, Team A (like the eager Boy Scouts they were) charged headlong into the worst ambush known to man or beast. Team B was not the 3rd shift Waffle House ladies softball team from DesMoines as once thought.

Team B consisted of the deadly Varsity field hockey team from Smith College. As Team A broke cover, they were immediatly pinned down by left wing Melanie Vandersnoot (class of 2006 Women's studies) and fullback Gretchen Clamp (Class of 2005 English/History) with a deadly barrage of gender related questions and Sylvia Plath blank verse poems.

Troop leader Paul Jefferies made a valient attempt to answer the question of "Why not replace the dominate patriarchal political system with a neofeminist model based on Native American forms." but was taken down by goalie Julia Jones (J.J. will be a freshman this fall).
Jeffieries was last heard shouting "You haven't defined your terms clearly...."

Team A, without it's leader turned tail back to their campground where a cup of thin pea soup was passed around a smoldering campfire.

However, Team B followed their prey back and under cover of night continued the assault. By morning, every scout was seen wearing Greek fisherman's caps and wire rimmed glasses. Some even donned the shirts and shorts made from hemp. It was sad and messy as they all sang Joan Baez in an inclusive circle.

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha:right:

Rave · 07-06-2004, 12:30 PM

??????????

whirlwind · 07-06-2004, 02:45 PM

very funny...guess we shall never know why.

Oxford · 07-07-2004, 03:21 PM

That's the funniest thing K has written. :nod:

I would guess that team A got it's butt whupped by team B. :jaw: :right:

Mandy · 07-07-2004, 06:13 PM

What are you guys talking about, did I missed something?

Dennis · 07-07-2004, 06:30 PM

I had to read that a coupla times to get it

SilverRun · 07-07-2004, 07:22 PM

I agree with ScottD! Good Riddance.

TheTeXasSoldier · 07-07-2004, 11:04 PM

Poor guy I don't think he comes here very often :smash:

07-06-2004, 12:41 AM	#1
whirlwind Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: oklahoma Posts: 3,751 Images: 1	gunfight post gone? what happened? i got an email notice the thread had been replied to and when i clicked?... nuttin ...did i miss sompin? i always miss the good stuff! __________________ De oppresso liber !

07-06-2004, 01:07 AM	#3
TheTeXasSoldier Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74	I don't know, I didn't really mind it, but then agian im not a really up tight person. __________________ "Alright Im comeing out don't shoot, If you do I won't kill you, I'll kill your wife, your freinds, shoot your damn dog, and burn your damn house down"..........................................."A nd you better berry Ned right, because If you don't I'll come back and kill every single one of you Son's Of Bit***'s"! - Clint Eastwood - Unforgiven

07-06-2004, 01:45 AM	#4
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07-06-2004, 08:53 AM	#7
ScottD Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Evanston, IL Posts: 1,020	Good Riddance! __________________ "Some people can not live without wilderness"-Aldo Leopold

07-06-2004, 12:30 PM	#9
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07-06-2004, 01:01 AM	#2
PAPA G Guest Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somerset, kentucky Posts: 11	nah, it was a fantasy scenario put forth by a chair-borne commando new-bee who got his combat experience reading Sad Sack comics

07-06-2004, 01:54 AM	#5
PAPA G Guest Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somerset, kentucky Posts: 11	it wasn't headed for the toilet last i looked, but of course i coulda missed it too.

07-06-2004, 08:21 AM	#6
Mr. Kaneko Guest Posts: n/a	I'll tell you what happend: Team A ignored the cover advantage enjoyed by Team B. When shots were fired, Team A (like the eager Boy Scouts they were) charged headlong into the worst ambush known to man or beast. Team B was not the 3rd shift Waffle House ladies softball team from DesMoines as once thought. Team B consisted of the deadly Varsity field hockey team from Smith College. As Team A broke cover, they were immediatly pinned down by left wing Melanie Vandersnoot (class of 2006 Women's studies) and fullback Gretchen Clamp (Class of 2005 English/History) with a deadly barrage of gender related questions and Sylvia Plath blank verse poems. Troop leader Paul Jefferies made a valient attempt to answer the question of "Why not replace the dominate patriarchal political system with a neofeminist model based on Native American forms." but was taken down by goalie Julia Jones (J.J. will be a freshman this fall). Jeffieries was last heard shouting "You haven't defined your terms clearly...." Team A, without it's leader turned tail back to their campground where a cup of thin pea soup was passed around a smoldering campfire. However, Team B followed their prey back and under cover of night continued the assault. By morning, every scout was seen wearing Greek fisherman's caps and wire rimmed glasses. Some even donned the shirts and shorts made from hemp. It was sad and messy as they all sang Joan Baez in an inclusive circle.

07-06-2004, 02:45 PM	#10
whirlwind Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: oklahoma Posts: 3,751 Images: 1	very funny...guess we shall never know why. __________________ De oppresso liber !

07-07-2004, 03:21 PM	#11
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,219 Blog Entries: 4	That's the funniest thing K has written. :nod: I would guess that team A got it's butt whupped by team B. :jaw: :right: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

07-07-2004, 06:13 PM	#12
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07-07-2004, 06:30 PM	#13
Dennis Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,896	I had to read that a coupla times to get it __________________ Submitted with respect to all

07-07-2004, 07:22 PM	#14
SilverRun Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: AL Posts: 1,666	I agree with ScottD! Good Riddance.

07-07-2004, 11:04 PM	#15
TheTeXasSoldier Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74	Poor guy I don't think he comes here very often :smash: __________________ "Alright Im comeing out don't shoot, If you do I won't kill you, I'll kill your wife, your freinds, shoot your damn dog, and burn your damn house down"..........................................."A nd you better berry Ned right, because If you don't I'll come back and kill every single one of you Son's Of Bit***'s"! - Clint Eastwood - Unforgiven