Old 07-09-2004, 06:55 AM   #1
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Lightbulb What would you recomend???

OK weve had about a million SHTF...Chinease invade....only 1 gun allowed ??

But I spent last night watching Monty Python's Holy Grail and kept asking myself.....WHAT would be the best weapon to use IF you were faced with.

1 the "Killer Rabbit"

2. The knights who say Neit.

3. On the "friends" who rescued you from "almost certin tempation" from the 150 women at castle Anthrax.


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Old 07-09-2004, 07:15 AM   #2
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#1 My Benelli Nova loaded with 3" #4 hevi-shot to kill that nasty vicious varmint with big narley fangs

#2 Ar-10T chambered in the .300RAUM. They were BIG :insane:

#3 A flame thrower so that I could burn their butts up when we got outside, then hurry back inside to spank those naughty naughty girls :right:



Good post! I just watched that again the other week. I bought the special edition DVD last year.
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Old 07-09-2004, 09:03 AM   #3
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Old 07-09-2004, 09:12 AM   #4
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The Holy Hand Grenade seemed to have proven effective.

Do the Lords really say "Neit"....? For all these years I thought they were the Lords of "Neep".....tragic.
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Old 07-09-2004, 11:53 AM   #5
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I thought it was the Knights that say Nee.

Holy hand grenade, Para warthog .45, and a 308cal minigun for the peckerheads trying to jar me loose from them naughty girls!!!!
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Old 07-09-2004, 09:53 PM   #6
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The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
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Old 07-09-2004, 10:50 PM   #7
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barbaque sauce and a billion mad fire ants
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Old 07-09-2004, 11:08 PM   #8
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150 wemon, shoot give me 150 packs of trojians lol
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Old 07-11-2004, 01:15 AM   #9
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The word is "Nih!"

I would choose a Benelli autoloader for the killer rabbit, an AR-10 rebarrelled in 450 Marlin for the knights who say "Nih!", and a stun gun for my "friends."
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Old 07-11-2004, 01:31 AM   #10
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Anyone trying to rescue me from the women in the castle is not my friend, lets give them some carpet bombing to get rid of them !!!!!

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id rather have a suitcase nuke...sh$t gets deep just type up the end and see whats next.
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Old 07-11-2004, 03:18 AM   #12
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I would choose to face the peril of the girls of castle anthrax and tell Cleve to piss off.
we must investigate the holy grailshaped becon!
and let the spankings begin!!! and now on to the oral sex!
ow naughty Zute.
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