"Dumbass of the Year" Nominee?

Doglips · 07-15-2004, 07:18 AM

"Dumbass of the Year" Nominee?
We see a lot of stupidity here at the Dumbass Daily, so it takes quite a bit to add someone to our list of nominees for the coveted "Dumbass of the Year" Award. Earlier this month, Andrew Greff and a friend, Doug Feist, were accused of keeping poisonous snakes in Greff's apartment and face felony reckless endangerment charges for putting neighbors in danger. Greff was let out of jail on a $500 bond. Now, that's pretty stupid, but not award worthy . . . until this week when Greff drove to a Bismarck hospital with one arm Saturday morning after he blew apart his other arm with a pipe bomb. He reportedly ran into the emergency room yelling, "I lit a pipe bomb, and it went off in my hand." While Greff was being treated, police first searched his car and then went to his apartment where they found a 20-year-old man hiding in the closet. Further investigation revealed that Feist, of Bismarck, helped make the pipe bombs and that he and Greff were--I'm not making this up--attaching them to propane tanks. Greff and Feist were charged Monday with felony possession of a bomb. (Thanks to Fark.com for the link!)

dhermesc · 07-15-2004, 08:22 AM

I vote fo the guy in England who blew his balls offwhen he tried to "tuck" a sawed off shotgun into his pants. After his hospital stay he then began a 3 year (?) prison sentance for possessing an illegal firearm.

colt45 · 07-15-2004, 09:15 AM

Natural selection should be allowed to take its coarse.

Rufus Rhastus J · 07-15-2004, 10:13 AM

Yeah, hopefully the DA gene will burn out and some smart ones will be produced!

07-15-2004, 10:22 AM

Course not coarse.

Rave · 07-15-2004, 12:46 PM

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers,aside from the right to vote they also reproduce like rabbits,I don't forsee the dumba** burning out in the near future!

07-15-2004, 02:00 PM

No, because they are usually that last ones to acheive clarity surrounding their dumbassity.
I just made that word up, I like it.

07-15-2004, 07:18 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	"Dumbass of the Year" Nominee? "Dumbass of the Year" Nominee? We see a lot of stupidity here at the Dumbass Daily, so it takes quite a bit to add someone to our list of nominees for the coveted "Dumbass of the Year" Award. Earlier this month, Andrew Greff and a friend, Doug Feist, were accused of keeping poisonous snakes in Greff's apartment and face felony reckless endangerment charges for putting neighbors in danger. Greff was let out of jail on a $500 bond. Now, that's pretty stupid, but not award worthy . . . until this week when Greff drove to a Bismarck hospital with one arm Saturday morning after he blew apart his other arm with a pipe bomb. He reportedly ran into the emergency room yelling, "I lit a pipe bomb, and it went off in my hand." While Greff was being treated, police first searched his car and then went to his apartment where they found a 20-year-old man hiding in the closet. Further investigation revealed that Feist, of Bismarck, helped make the pipe bombs and that he and Greff were--I'm not making this up--attaching them to propane tanks. Greff and Feist were charged Monday with felony possession of a bomb. (Thanks to Fark.com for the link!)

07-15-2004, 08:22 AM	#2
dhermesc Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: East Central Kansas Posts: 1,762	I vote fo the guy in England who blew his balls offwhen he tried to "tuck" a sawed off shotgun into his pants. After his hospital stay he then began a 3 year (?) prison sentance for possessing an illegal firearm. __________________ Liberty is for those that claim it.

07-15-2004, 09:15 AM	#3
colt45 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Occupied Territories of New York (Buffalo) Posts: 2,898	Natural selection should be allowed to take its coarse. __________________ "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" -Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis "If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective." - Ted Nugent "Self-defense is Nature's eldest law." -John Dryden

07-15-2004, 10:13 AM	#4
Rufus Rhastus J Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: West, Central Florida, Third World America Posts: 6,339 Images: 1	Yeah, hopefully the DA gene will burn out and some smart ones will be produced! __________________ "They cannot be trusted.....The Romulans (our politicos) are without honor." Worf

07-15-2004, 12:46 PM	#6
Rave Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa Posts: 7,053	Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers,aside from the right to vote they also reproduce like rabbits,I don't forsee the dumba** burning out in the near future! __________________ USAF '62-'66 .

07-15-2004, 10:22 AM	#5
Mr. Kaneko Guest Posts: n/a	Course not coarse.

07-15-2004, 02:00 PM	#7
Mr. Kaneko Guest Posts: n/a	No, because they are usually that last ones to acheive clarity surrounding their dumbassity. I just made that word up, I like it.