10 Reasons Why A Gun Is Better Than A Woman

Shaun · 07-23-2004, 02:42 AM

10 Reasons Why A Gun Is Better Than A Woman

1) You can buy a silencer for a gun.
2) You can trade a .44 for .22, and probably get a little money to boot.
3) You can have one gun for the home and another for travel.
4) Your Gun speaks ONLY when you allow it to do so.
5) Your Gun won't get jealous when you trade it in for a Newer model.
6) If you admire a friend's gun and tell them so, they'll be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
7) Your primary gun doesn't mind if you have a back-up.
8) You can lock your gun in a closest without it whining.
9) Your gun fires whenever you want it to as many times as it takes to satisfy you.
10)Your gun will stay with you, even if you're out of ammo

Despoiler · 07-23-2004, 02:58 AM

I don't run out of ammo...

Rufus Rhastus J · 07-23-2004, 09:00 AM

ditto! That's why I buy it by the case!

colt45 · 07-23-2004, 10:32 AM

forgot one, you can use a gun all month long.

Shaun · 07-23-2004, 10:43 AM

I could think of a couple to add to this as well

Your gun will not get jealous if you bring others into the home.
Your gun will never give you a honey-do list
Your gun likes to go hunting and doesn't complain when its cold
Your gun doesn't want to waste valuable time in the mall

07-23-2004, 02:42 AM	#1
Shaun Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 8,776 Images: 1	10 Reasons Why A Gun Is Better Than A Woman 10 Reasons Why A Gun Is Better Than A Woman 1) You can buy a silencer for a gun. 2) You can trade a .44 for .22, and probably get a little money to boot. 3) You can have one gun for the home and another for travel. 4) Your Gun speaks ONLY when you allow it to do so. 5) Your Gun won't get jealous when you trade it in for a Newer model. 6) If you admire a friend's gun and tell them so, they'll be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. 7) Your primary gun doesn't mind if you have a back-up. 8) You can lock your gun in a closest without it whining. 9) Your gun fires whenever you want it to as many times as it takes to satisfy you. 10)Your gun will stay with you, even if you're out of ammo __________________ "Homeland Security is the responsibility of an armed citizen" ME http://webpages.charter.net/s.s.v/

07-23-2004, 09:00 AM	#3
Rufus Rhastus J Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: West, Central Florida, Third World America Posts: 6,339 Images: 1	ditto! That's why I buy it by the case! __________________ "They cannot be trusted.....The Romulans (our politicos) are without honor." Worf

07-23-2004, 10:32 AM	#4
colt45 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Occupied Territories of New York (Buffalo) Posts: 2,898	forgot one, you can use a gun all month long. __________________ "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" -Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis "If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective." - Ted Nugent "Self-defense is Nature's eldest law." -John Dryden

07-23-2004, 10:43 AM	#5
Shaun Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 8,776 Images: 1	I could think of a couple to add to this as well Your gun will not get jealous if you bring others into the home. Your gun will never give you a honey-do list Your gun likes to go hunting and doesn't complain when its cold Your gun doesn't want to waste valuable time in the mall __________________ "Homeland Security is the responsibility of an armed citizen" ME http://webpages.charter.net/s.s.v/

07-23-2004, 02:58 AM	#2
Despoiler Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Occupied Territory of California Posts: 2,235	I don't run out of ammo...