Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2004 11:53:43 -0400
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>2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
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>Question 1:
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>If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
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>who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
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>syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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>Read the next question before looking at the response for
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>this one.
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>Question 2:
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>It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
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>Here are the facts about the three candidates.
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>Candidate A.
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>Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
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>He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
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>martinis a day
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>Candidate B.
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>He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
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>used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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>Candidate C.
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>He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
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>smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which
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>of these candidates would be your choice?
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>Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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>Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
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>Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
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>Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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>And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
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>If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
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>Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
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>someone.
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>Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...
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>Never be afraid to try something new.
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>Remember: Amateurs...built the ark. Professionals...built the
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>Titanic
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>And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has
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>a little more than 500 employees and has the following
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>statistics:
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>* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
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>* 7 have been arrested for fraud
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>* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
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>* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
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>* 3 have done time for assault
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>* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
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>* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
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>* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
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>* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
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>* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
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>Can you guess which organization this is?
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>Give up yet?
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>It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that
>crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in
>line.
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>You gotta pass this on....
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