Three Cowboys Are Sitting Around A Campfire, Out On The Lonesome
Prairie, Each With The Bravado For Which They Are Famous. A Night Of
Tall Tales Begins.
The Guy From Kansas Says, "i Must Be The Strongest, Meanest, Toughest
Cowboy There Is. Why, Just The Other Day, A Bull Got Loose In The
Corral. It Had Gored Six Men Before I Wrestled It To The Ground By
The Horns With My Bare Hands And Castrated That Sucker With My Teeth."
The Guy From Colorado Couldn't Stand To Be Bested. "that's Nothing, I
Was Walking Down The Trail Yesterday And A Fifteen Foot Rattler Slid Out
From Under A Rock And Made A Move For Me. I Grabbed That !!!!!!! With
My Bare Hands, Bit It's Head Off And Sucked The Poison Down In One Gulp
And I'm Still Here Today."
The Cowboy From East Texas Remained Silent, Slowly Stirring The Coals With
His Pecker. :jaw:
