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Two books are for sale. Which to buy?
PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy?
"Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?
Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a bullcrap artist
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let's not go there
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing
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