im gonna need therapy!

whirlwind · 08-29-2004, 11:23 PM

is it just me or does everyone who has a msn hotmail email account get a dozen emails a day for people offering to enlarge their private parts?!! ...im gonna get a complex if it keeps up! sheesh!

NRAJOE · 08-29-2004, 11:31 PM

I don't need any of that stuff...I'm typing from the other side of the room right now....

Oxford · 08-29-2004, 11:38 PM

Step on it after you set the chair on it. :jaw:

NRAJOE · 08-29-2004, 11:41 PM

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whirlwind · 08-29-2004, 11:43 PM

Lmao!

Oxford · 08-29-2004, 11:49 PM

Joe's bent over in pain...at least that's what I think he's do'in. :jaw: :nod:

Doglips · 08-30-2004, 06:09 AM

I had a copy of a $100 bill put on mine....I kow my wife can blow a hundred bucks

You realize that if 1/2 the stuff that they sell to make your johnson supersized worked.....all men would need little roller skates to keep it from dragging along behind us.

OH course when I was in japan they called me "hung far lo"

jerry · 08-30-2004, 06:37 AM

Had stripes tattooed on so the wife could pull rank.

colt45 · 08-30-2004, 08:16 AM

I save allot of Money, not haveing to buy belts, lol

Big Dog · 08-30-2004, 11:46 AM

We even get that crapola on our E-mail at work! Bad enough on the home system.
It urks me when these idiots are making blatant attempts to get around the spam blocking. I can't increase the spam-blocker, or it won't let me log into certain things - even my own E-mail! Sheesh . . .

Certain things are always a "red flag" to me, and result in immediate DELETE.
Deliberate mis-spellings to out-fox the spam-blocker.
"No Subject" in the subject.
Anything sex-related (that I didn't order, at least . . . )
Any ad for mortgages, loans, etc.
Ads for cheap (illegal) software.
Anything using randomly generated words.
And I really hate those ads that actually insult me! They actually think I'll order from someone who makes fun of me!?
Any address from another country. Homey don't play dat . . .

I demand three things before I respond to an E-mail:
1) A clear name.
2) A clear address.
3) A real subject. If I don't want it - DELETE!

08-29-2004, 11:23 PM	#1
whirlwind Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: oklahoma Posts: 3,730 Trader Rating: (0)	im gonna need therapy! is it just me or does everyone who has a msn hotmail email account get a dozen emails a day for people offering to enlarge their private parts?!! ...im gonna get a complex if it keeps up! sheesh! __________________ De oppresso liber !

08-29-2004, 11:31 PM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,010 Trader Rating: (0)	I don't need any of that stuff...I'm typing from the other side of the room right now.... __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-29-2004, 11:38 PM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 12,981 Trader Rating: (0)	Step on it after you set the chair on it. :jaw: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-29-2004, 11:41 PM	#4
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,010 Trader Rating: (0)	Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-29-2004, 11:43 PM	#5
whirlwind Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: oklahoma Posts: 3,730 Trader Rating: (0)	Lmao! __________________ De oppresso liber !

08-29-2004, 11:49 PM	#6
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 12,981 Trader Rating: (0)	Joe's bent over in pain...at least that's what I think he's do'in. :jaw: :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-30-2004, 06:09 AM	#7
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,090 Trader Rating: (0)	I had a copy of a $100 bill put on mine....I kow my wife can blow a hundred bucks You realize that if 1/2 the stuff that they sell to make your johnson supersized worked.....all men would need little roller skates to keep it from dragging along behind us. OH course when I was in japan they called me "hung far lo"

08-30-2004, 06:37 AM	#8
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,760 Trader Rating: (0)	Had stripes tattooed on so the wife could pull rank. __________________

08-30-2004, 08:16 AM	#9
colt45 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Occupied Territories of New York (Buffalo) Posts: 2,898 Trader Rating: (0)	I save allot of Money, not haveing to buy belts, lol __________________ "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" -Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis "If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective." - Ted Nugent "Self-defense is Nature's eldest law." -John Dryden

08-30-2004, 11:46 AM	#10
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,063 Trader Rating: (0)	We even get that crapola on our E-mail at work! Bad enough on the home system. It urks me when these idiots are making blatant attempts to get around the spam blocking. I can't increase the spam-blocker, or it won't let me log into certain things - even my own E-mail! Sheesh . . . Certain things are always a "red flag" to me, and result in immediate DELETE. Deliberate mis-spellings to out-fox the spam-blocker. "No Subject" in the subject. Anything sex-related (that I didn't order, at least . . . ) Any ad for mortgages, loans, etc. Ads for cheap (illegal) software. Anything using randomly generated words. And I really hate those ads that actually insult me! They actually think I'll order from someone who makes fun of me!? Any address from another country. Homey don't play dat . . . I demand three things before I respond to an E-mail: 1) A clear name. 2) A clear address. 3) A real subject. If I don't want it - DELETE! __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.