| The Top Ten Signs Your Date Is Having A Bad Time
THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR DATE IS HAVING A BAD TIME
10 - Doesn't laugh at your "milk mustache"
9 - You see her giving her phone number to the guy squeegeeing your windshield
8 - Seems unimpressed that you're the chief city councilman from Hoboken, N.J.
7 - "Whoa! Is it 8:30 already!?"
6 - Lunges at you several times with a steak knife
5 - It's been 6 hours since she left for the ladies' room
4 - Always confuses the hour and minute hands (Oh, I'm sorry, that's one of the "Top Ten Signs Your Date is Bad at *Telling Time*")
3 - Doesn't even finish her Big Mac
2 - You're Orville Redenbacher; she hates popcorn
1 - Whispers to waiter, "Please kill me"
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