"I'm callin to report on my neighbor Boudreaux.
He's hidin marijuana in his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descended on Boudreaux's house.
They search the shed where the firewood was kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana.
They sneered at Boudreaux as they left.
A few minutes later, Boudreaux's phone rang.
"Hey, Boudreaux. Dis here is Thibedaux.
