* I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out there was a !!!! motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked-nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So I called him a piece horse !!!!. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first... then started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a !!!!--my car was parked around the corner.
