[Doglips]

Take 1 hyper lab puppy....add 1 pack of skittles (suger) and some coffee grounds....and wow that puppy can move

We came home to find our normaly very hyper lab puppy in turbo mode....she had eaten a pck of skittles left by the kids on the end table.,...then got into the trash and appearently ate some scrapps that were covered with coffee grounds.....IT was like a tan streak running all over the house..back yard....attacking the rotie...running...then finaly she ran out of suger and cafeine and is sleeping soundly.....was funny for an hour

[Thrawn]

I had a business teacher that told us a story about his cat. He said that the cat had a flea problem and a buddy told him to use gasoline, so after he soaked the cat it went nuts and flew all over the house knocking stuff over and whatnot. Then he said it just stopped and fell over. A girl in the class said "OHMYGOD!DIDITDIE?!" He replied: naw, it just ran out of gas.

[Big Dog]

Back many moons ago, a friend was oven-drying some . . . uh . . . vegetable product (yeah, that's the story . . . ), and his cat licked the pan. Whoowee! That kitty went ballistic! Talk about climbing the curtains - literally.
His big white GSD took a couple licks, rolled his eyes, and sacked out in the corner.