by
Lewis Ballard
The brush hunter:
1. does all his hunting before he shoots
2. won’t buy a $2,400 Steyr Scout rifle
3. will buy a $240 .30-30 that does the same job
4. knows that size really does matter
5. knows that velocity really doesn’t
6. thinks a softball trajectory is just fine
7. wishes Winchester had called the Model 95 chambered in .405 Winchester the Theodore Roosevelt "Big Stick" Commemorative
8. reminds everyone that the .45-70 was heralded as a flat-shooting, long range cartridge in 1873
9. reminds everyone that the .30 Winchester Center Fire was heralded as a flat-shooting, long range cartridge in 1895
10. reminds everyone that the .30-06 was heralded as a flat-shooting, long range cartridge in 1906
11. doesn’t think the last hundred years or so have changed the .45-70, the .30 WCF and the .30-06 into weak sisters
12. thinks shooting at 300 meters is just fine on the Marine Corps KD range
13. would rather spend an hour stalking before the shot then twenty minutes walking after it
14. knows that "out where the ranges are long" you need to get closer
15. thinks most cartridges introduced since 1920 have been a step backwards, if not pointless
16. is willing to make an exception for the .444 Marlin and .44 Magnum
17. doesn’t "get" the magnum craze
18. thinks he gets the .350 Remington
19. definitely gets the .375 Holland and Holland
20. wants to get into Cowboy Action Shooting
21. reloads his own ammunition because it’s fun
22. knows Peter Paul Mauser designed a couple of pretty good rifles
23. also knows that John Moses Browning was a freakin’ genius
24. understands that Uncle Elmer banged away at that elk with his revolver, way out past Fort Mudge, only because the elk was wounded and his rifle was dry.
25. fantasizes about Cape buffalo and lion
26. would love to hunt boar with a spear
27. pretends his 12 gauge side by side is a double rifle, when no one’s looking
28. doesn’t much like variable scopes, or any scope much above 9x
29. doesn’t understand why you’d collect a gun you wouldn’t take to the field
30. likes having the choice between a Marlin Guide Gun and a Winchester Timber Rifle in .444 Marlin
31. wishes Winchester would introduce a .338-06, call it the .338 Keith, and start a .270/.280-style war with Remington’s .35 Whelen
32. thinks the single shot rifle is, like Obi-Wan’s light saber, a more elegant weapon, from a more civilized age
33. knows the .45-70 hits harder at 100 yards than any .270
34. knows how to use a shooting sling
35. likes tang sights
36. thinks the 270 grain .375 Holland and Holland is a good "light weight, high velocity" load
37. doesn’t feel especially "handicapped" or "primitive" with a muzzle loader
38. hunts with a muzzle loader during regular seasons
39. would really love an eight bore double rifle
40. thinks a hot-loaded 1886 .45-70 is a superb rifle for African game
41. is tired of gun magazine articles on shooting at game at (or past) 500 yards
42. is also tired of gun magazine articles on custom .45 ACPs that aren’t single-action revolving pistols
43. wishes there were gun magazine articles on custom .45 ACPs that are single-action revolving pistols
44. has a spare .45 ACP cylinder for his .45 Colt Blackhawk
45. is glad Bill Ruger came out with the Blackhawk, the Redhawk, and super Black- and Redhawks, the Number 1, the Red Label and the 77 International
46. wishes Bill Ruger would come out with a good $500 double rifle
47. believes in complete penetration
48. trusts sectional density more than energy figures
49. wishes the standard bullet weight for each caliber was about twenty grains heavier
50. wants a power formula that includes caliber, bullet weight, bullet shape and (what the hey) velocity
51. is proud of himself when he passes up a shot he doesn’t feel good about
52. sights his rifle in at the bench, and then mostly shoots from the kneeling, sitting and other field positions
53. knows its called hunting, not shooting, the same way it’s called fishing, not catching
54. is pretty sure that, 100 years ago, using Krags and Winchesters, hunters lost less wounded game than hunters do today
55. thinks a Ruger 20-guage Number 1 with a rifled barrel for shooting slugs would be just keen
56. always wanted to rechamber a 16-gauge double shotgun to .45-70
57. likes putting rifled choke tubes into his side by side and shooting slugs
58. knows you can’t miss fast enough to bring down game
59. will admit that, if we were just being practical, we would all shoot Remington or Winchester .30-06s
60. is glad he’s not entirely practical
61. thinks that a .358 Savage 99 with a 1.5-5x scope is a pretty hot rock setup
62. wishes that you could still buy a factory .358 rifle
63. wishes you could still buy a new Savage 99 with a rotary magazine, or even a Savage 99
64. wonders if Elmer Keith would pack a .44 Magnum, a .45 Colt, or a .475 Linebaugh today
65. would secretly like to have a Westley and Richards takedown .303 single shot
66. would rather buy three Rugers than pay $1400 for a new Colt
67. still finds himself thinking about the Colt
68. is proud of the fact that nostalgia plays a role in his firearms taste
69. wishes he shot a little better
70. is a member of the NRA, even if he thinks they’re a bit wishy-washy
71. is secretly in awe of people who pick fights with Cape buffalo, even with a .475 Linebaugh
72. would like to have a Freedom Arms .45 Colt and a Dakota Arms .338-06, but gets along pretty good with his Super Blackhawk and .308 Ruger International
73. likes shooting guns that have been "obsolete" for about a hundred years
74. secretly thought the "Win-Tuff" laminated stocks looked pretty cool
75. would much rather finance a hundred year old H&H than a new BMW SUV (ten percent down, 0.9% financing for four years)
76. thinks that Hummers should be available all stripped down, with a winch and snorkel, without carpet or stereo, for about fifteen grand
77. knows that time has not stood still, and that today’s powders, primers and brass, not to mention bullets, are the best that have ever been available
78. is enough of a sissy to wish Ruger would come out with a Number One .45-70 "Tropical" rifle
79. can justify having otherwise identical Ruger Bisleys in .45 Colt and .44 Magnum
80. really likes the Ashley Outdoors peep sights
81. is selfishly sad that Finn Aagard was called home
82. thinks that the .270 is a good long range cartridge
83. would still like to stoke up his .45-70 with black powder and thump a big pig
84. believes that, objectively speaking, a .30 WCF Winchester or Marlin is a much more dangerous weapon than an AK-47
85. knows that it is the man, not the tool, that is the operative and determining factor in almost all shooting
86. doesn’t mind at all that Marlin copied Jim West’s Co-Pilot when they brought out the Guide Gun
87. doesn’t see any real advantage to the new .450 Marlin over the .45-70 loaded stout
88. thinks the demonization of guns in modern society is a sad, sad thing
89. has a crazy mad love jones for single shot rifles
90. doesn’t have any real need for a 12" barreled Winchester 92 .44-40, but is intensely annoyed that he can’t buy one
91. resents being called a "slob hunter" just because he shoots a .30-30
92. for the life of him can’t figure out why people didn’t flock to the .358, .307 and .356 Winchesters
93. thinks the world really needs wildcats in .33-08 and 9.3x52mm (9.3-08)
94. has a good time hunting, even if he doesn’t see any game
95. doesn’t think much of synthetic stocks, while admitting their advantages
96. would rather put a laminated stock on his rifles than a plastic one
97. thinks the cartridge case heads inserted into the stocks on the Remington 14 and 14 ½ pump rifles were pretty neat-o
98. got funny looks that time at the range when he put up a silhouette target at 100 yards and whanged away with his .45-70, pulling eight out of ten head shots from kneeling or thinks hunting the Big Five back in the days, with a single shot muzzle loading rifle, when you were a month’s journey on foot away from "civilization", took an awful lot of intestinal fortitude
99. is a little bit puzzled that no one makes a modern hunting rifle as slick as a Krag
100. Knows that the best shooting accessory is practice.
from
http://www.sixgunner.com/backissues/...rushhunter.htm 
The Brush Hunter 
