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Old 11-01-2004, 09:41 AM   #1
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for a couple of weeks, yuk yuk yuk hara de har har, im heading to white sands tomorrow to work on a project with the pretty little fly boys in thier blue suits, I could tell ya what it is but then Id have to kill ya. Actually Im just shiting ya, Im selling all my guns, and now that Im old, Im financing a sex change for me and Ox and Gyrene so we will live longer, starting our own signature line of Rosie O Donnel strap on dildos, Hillary Clinton tongue extenders and butt plugs, cutting the soles off our shoes living in a tree and learning to play the lute :insane: :insane: :insane: :jaw: back on weekends, have a garand match 2 weekends, as if any one actually gives a !!!!-----see ya
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Gee, hope he has fun......
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Im financing a sex change for me and Ox and Gyrene so we will live longer, starting our own signature line of Rosie O Donnel strap on dildos, Hillary Clinton tongue extenders and butt plugs, cutting the soles off our shoes living in a tree and learning to play the lute
But then we'd have to leave G&G or get hung.... :nod: :guitar:
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But then we'd have to leave G&G or get hung.... :nod: :guitar:
Get a sex change and you will no longer be "hung"...
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According to Viagra adds, I'm not hung much now. :nod: :right:
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Ox if you converted in that manner you realize you would have top convert to a democrap
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Ox if you converted in that manner you realize you would have top convert to a democrap
You saying Democraps got small dingle dangles?
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democrap == gays -- sex change
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for a couple of weeks, yuk yuk yuk hara de har har, im heading to white sands tomorrow to work on a project with the pretty little fly boys in thier blue suits, I could tell ya what it is but then Id have to kill ya. Actually Im just shiting ya, Im selling all my guns, and now that Im old, Im financing a sex change for me and Ox and Gyrene so we will live longer, starting our own signature line of Rosie O Donnel strap on dildos, Hillary Clinton tongue extenders and butt plugs, cutting the soles off our shoes living in a tree and learning to play the lute :insane: :insane: :insane: :jaw: back on weekends, have a garand match 2 weekends, as if any one actually gives a !!!!-----see ya
that enzyte must have had ill effects!!! affected the hormonal balance or something.
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Is every "I am leaving Gun and Game thread" going to be like this ?
The 7mag, shaun, jerry, rufas,Papa G show with guest appearences by ox and many others?

uh...........................ok I like it
except the thing about the sex changes
excuse me while i go poke out my minds eye.
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good luck on getting it Ox - you have a better chance of Joe giving up one of his ak's than getting the 350
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