I am leaving gun and game

7mmag6 · 11-01-2004, 09:41 AM

for a couple of weeks, yuk yuk yuk hara de har har, im heading to white sands tomorrow to work on a project with the pretty little fly boys in thier blue suits, I could tell ya what it is but then Id have to kill ya. Actually Im just shiting ya, Im selling all my guns, and now that Im old, Im financing a sex change for me and Ox and Gyrene so we will live longer, starting our own signature line of Rosie O Donnel strap on dildos, Hillary Clinton tongue extenders and butt plugs, cutting the soles off our shoes living in a tree and learning to play the lute :insane: :insane: :insane: :jaw: back on weekends, have a garand match 2 weekends, as if any one actually gives a !!!!-----see ya

jerry · 11-01-2004, 09:47 AM

Cranky old Marine!

Shaun · 11-01-2004, 10:07 AM

Cranky might be an understatement

NRAJOE · 11-01-2004, 10:16 AM

Dam Marine.....I think he has a terminal wedgie....

Rufus Rhastus J · 11-01-2004, 10:33 AM

Gee, hope he has fun......

Oxford · 11-01-2004, 10:43 AM

Hey...we gonna have fun!

7Mmag6 wrote:

Quote:

Im financing a sex change for me and Ox and Gyrene so we will live longer, starting our own signature line of Rosie O Donnel strap on dildos, Hillary Clinton tongue extenders and butt plugs, cutting the soles off our shoes living in a tree and learning to play the lute

But then we'd have to leave G&G or get hung.... :nod:

:guitar:

NRAJOE · 11-01-2004, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Oxford

Hey...we gonna have fun!

7Mmag6 wrote:

But then we'd have to leave G&G or get hung.... :nod:

:guitar:

Get a sex change and you will no longer be "hung"...

Oxford · 11-01-2004, 10:49 AM

According to Viagra adds, I'm not hung much now.

:nod:

:right:

Shaun · 11-01-2004, 10:51 AM

Ox if you converted in that manner you realize you would have top convert to a democrap

NRAJOE · 11-01-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaun

Ox if you converted in that manner you realize you would have top convert to a democrap

You saying Democraps got small dingle dangles?

Oxford · 11-01-2004, 11:04 AM

Or...no balls, either

Shaun · 11-01-2004, 11:09 AM

democrap == gays -- sex change

PAPA G · 11-01-2004, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by 7mmag6

for a couple of weeks, yuk yuk yuk hara de har har, im heading to white sands tomorrow to work on a project with the pretty little fly boys in thier blue suits, I could tell ya what it is but then Id have to kill ya. Actually Im just shiting ya, Im selling all my guns, and now that Im old, Im financing a sex change for me and Ox and Gyrene so we will live longer, starting our own signature line of Rosie O Donnel strap on dildos, Hillary Clinton tongue extenders and butt plugs, cutting the soles off our shoes living in a tree and learning to play the lute :insane: :insane: :insane: :jaw: back on weekends, have a garand match 2 weekends, as if any one actually gives a !!!!-----see ya

that enzyte must have had ill effects!!! affected the hormonal balance or something.

ScottD · 11-01-2004, 12:07 PM

Don't want to read about ya'll in the papers!

Dennis · 11-01-2004, 01:03 PM

Is every "I am leaving Gun and Game thread" going to be like this ?
The 7mag, shaun, jerry, rufas,Papa G show with guest appearences by ox and many others?

uh...........................ok I like it
except the thing about the sex changes
excuse me while i go poke out my minds eye.

Oxford · 11-01-2004, 01:34 PM

I'm still waiting for my $350 guest appearance fee...

:guitar:

Shaun · 11-01-2004, 01:39 PM

good luck on getting it Ox - you have a better chance of Joe giving up one of his ak's than getting the 350

Oxford · 11-01-2004, 01:40 PM

I'm holding my breath.... :insane: :nod:

silentknight · 11-01-2004, 01:50 PM

It's been good knowing ya

ArkansasHunter · 09-09-2007, 06:49 PM

Another silly thread from the past

11-01-2004, 09:41 AM	#1
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,052	I am leaving gun and game for a couple of weeks, yuk yuk yuk hara de har har, im heading to white sands tomorrow to work on a project with the pretty little fly boys in thier blue suits, I could tell ya what it is but then Id have to kill ya. Actually Im just shiting ya, Im selling all my guns, and now that Im old, Im financing a sex change for me and Ox and Gyrene so we will live longer, starting our own signature line of Rosie O Donnel strap on dildos, Hillary Clinton tongue extenders and butt plugs, cutting the soles off our shoes living in a tree and learning to play the lute :insane: :insane: :insane: :jaw: back on weekends, have a garand match 2 weekends, as if any one actually gives a !!!!-----see ya __________________ This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine

11-01-2004, 10:07 AM	#3
Shaun Retired Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 8,855	Cranky might be an understatement __________________ "Homeland Security is the responsibility of an armed citizen" ME http://webpages.charter.net/s.s.v/

11-01-2004, 10:16 AM	#4
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11-01-2004, 10:33 AM	#5
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11-01-2004, 10:49 AM	#8
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,270 Blog Entries: 4	According to Viagra adds, I'm not hung much now. :nod: :right: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

11-01-2004, 09:47 AM	#2
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 13,749 Blog Entries: 1	Cranky old Marine!

11-01-2004, 10:51 AM	#9
Shaun Retired Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 8,855	Ox if you converted in that manner you realize you would have top convert to a democrap __________________ "Homeland Security is the responsibility of an armed citizen" ME http://webpages.charter.net/s.s.v/

11-01-2004, 11:04 AM	#11
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,270 Blog Entries: 4	Or...no balls, either __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

11-01-2004, 11:09 AM	#12
Shaun Retired Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 8,855	democrap == gays -- sex change __________________ "Homeland Security is the responsibility of an armed citizen" ME http://webpages.charter.net/s.s.v/

11-01-2004, 12:07 PM	#14
ScottD Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Afghanistan Posts: 1,021	Don't want to read about ya'll in the papers! __________________ "Some people can not live without wilderness"-Aldo Leopold

11-01-2004, 01:03 PM	#15
Dennis Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,945	Is every "I am leaving Gun and Game thread" going to be like this ? The 7mag, shaun, jerry, rufas,Papa G show with guest appearences by ox and many others? uh...........................ok I like it except the thing about the sex changes excuse me while i go poke out my minds eye. __________________ Submitted with respect to all

11-01-2004, 01:34 PM	#16
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,270 Blog Entries: 4	I'm still waiting for my $350 guest appearance fee... :guitar: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

11-01-2004, 01:39 PM	#17
Shaun Retired Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 8,855	good luck on getting it Ox - you have a better chance of Joe giving up one of his ak's than getting the 350 __________________ "Homeland Security is the responsibility of an armed citizen" ME http://webpages.charter.net/s.s.v/

11-01-2004, 01:40 PM	#18
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 14,270 Blog Entries: 4	I'm holding my breath.... :insane: :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

11-01-2004, 01:50 PM	#19
silentknight Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,118	It's been good knowing ya __________________ Sic Vis Pacem Parabellum

09-09-2007, 06:49 PM	#20
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas. Posts: 18,340	Another silly thread from the past __________________ IN GOD WE TRUST NRA MEMBER