There where four lawers skulking about my polling place

[Dennis]

The little old ladies where nervous when I asked "where the lawers"
and she said they where all around,
there where some kinda rich hippie types wearing clogs looking sensative and "tuned in" writing notes in the folding chairs behind the tables.
they where 4 mid 30's university types
I could only get one to return my gaze and I held out my voter regristration card at arms length with both hands like it was a badge they looked away
when my wife and I had finnished filling in our bubbles and we where walking to the machine I said in my best west texas drawl looke hear I got powr I voted
and placed the ballot in to the box.
the same old ladies that I have been voting with for years where smileing since they know I am a man of humor
they tittered a little trying to overcome their fear of having so many unfriendly outsiders watching them.
one of the hippie chick lawers gave me a dirty look and I walked out the door.
I feel as if a great weight has been lifted.
There is no more speculation it will be over soon.
we will either go forward or not
we will either pevail in Iraq or we will quit and leave in disgrace. there either will be horrible effects from the decision made today or a hopeful future will be forged
in that room run by the little old ladys.

I have done my part.

[Oxford]

Dennis...I enjoyed your comments. Great story. :nod: :right:

[Shaun]

I didn't see anything slithering around the polls this morning

[jerry]

I woke the little old ladies up from thier noon nap I believe

[Oxford]

I voted twice...one ballot was messed up with a mark for the wrong candidate, and the talley machine wouldn't accept it when I voted for another candidate, too.

Then I then remarked a different ballot for whom I had intended to vote originally. Can't vote for two candidates so the voting machine rejected the first ballot.

Those poll workers needed something to occupy their time. :nod:

[Rufus Rhastus J]

Yes, those dems are such babies! Heard, on the news, one was causeing problems at the polls and when authorities tried to eject him, he ran like a faggot into the bathroom and locked the door while ranting from the comode! They got rid of him, I don't know how but, I wish they had beat tge shizzit out of him then tossed his no good butt into the dumpster......after all, he is garbage....at least, to me.

[Big Dog]

We supposedly had some European monitors here at our voting site, but I never could tell just where the stink was coming from - too many Liberals around.

[Despoiler]

Originally Posted by Oxford

I voted twice...one ballot was messed up with a mark for the wrong candidate, and the talley machine wouldn't accept it when I voted for another candidate, too.

Then I then remarked a different ballot for whom I had intended to vote originally. Can't vote for two candidates so the voting machine rejected the first ballot.

Those poll workers needed something to occupy their time. :nod:

So ox when are you moving to FL.

[Oxford]

Looks to me like Joe needs help in Ohio with those geezers who don't vote right. Florida trained their retirees for four years to get it right this election. However, a few must have kicked off before election time from old age :nod:

[Despoiler]

I'd say Ohio did just fine, just fine.

[Oxford]

:nod: :right: :cheer: I'd say you're right for sure.

[Rave]

Now the buzz is bi-partisan working together,yeah,right,the looseres are really steamed now and will try to do everything they can to ruin our country to make a beachhead for Hillery,beware!

[Rufus Rhastus J]

oh yeah, after all the cheating, and mulit-voting, they ae responsible for, I'm sure all is forgotten and we can all expect comlete, "whatever is good for America", politics...., right? Oh yeah, I'm really sure of that, now?