Old 11-05-2004, 01:20 PM   #1
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Romanian mistakenly cuts off penis, dog eats it

HE mistook it for a chicken neck??????? how drunk was he?
Romanian mistakenly cuts off penis, dog eats it

04 Oct 2004

BUCHAREST, Oct 4 (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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Old 11-05-2004, 02:04 PM   #2
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Old 11-05-2004, 08:43 PM   #3
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So he thought the chicken was in his shorts? Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Old 11-05-2004, 11:53 PM   #4
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what was he doing to the chicken??????????
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Must have been too long anyway :jaw:
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Old 11-06-2004, 01:28 AM   #6
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what was he doing to the chicken??????????
choking it.
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