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| Senior Member ![]() | Special note from Carnival Cruise Lines
Special Notice from Carnival Cruise Lines NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES Afghanistan Cruise We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind We have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise. Attention Would Alec Baldwin Rosie O'Donnell Ed Asner Whoppi Goldberg Cher Phil Donahue Rob Reiner Barbara Streisand Jane Fonda Pierre Salinger and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets, and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise "Elation" which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan. You may opt at no extra charge to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended stay . . . at least four more years Note: Since you advocate strict gun control you may not bring any Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton captain Al Gore cruise director Monica Lewinsky recreation director Ted Kennedy lifeguard/emergency procedures director Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends, and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return. Bon Voyage! Is this a great country or what!
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