| Top Ten Reasons A Handgun Is Favored Over A Woman
#10 - You Can Trade An Old 44 For A New 22.
#09 - You Can Keep One Handgun At Home, And Have Another For When You're On The Road.
#08 - If You Admire A Friend's Handgun, And Tell Him So, He Will Probably Let You Try It Out A Few Times.
#07 - Your Primary Handgun Doesn't Mind If You Keep Another Handgun For A Back Up.
#06 - Your Handgun Will Stay With You Even If You Run Out Of Ammo.
#05 - A Handgun Doesn't Take Up A Lot Of Closet Space
#04 - Handguns Function Normally Every Day Of The Month.
#03 - A Handgun Doesn't Ask, "do These New Grips Make Me Look Fat?"
#02 - A Handgun Doesn't Mind If You Go To Sleep After You Use It.
And, The Number One Reason A Handgun Is Favored Over A Woman...
#01 - You Can Buy A Silencer For A Handgun!
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