The young bride
Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, showed up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde, who stunned and transfixed those she met with her youthful sex appeal and charm, and who hung on Bob's arm listening intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club were aghast. They cornered him and asked, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replied, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
Amazed, they asked "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
Bob said, "I lied about my age."
His friends responded, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiled and said, "No, I told her I was 90."