A Marine walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive
woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch
for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was
just testing it."
"A state-of-the-art watch?" the woman asks, intrigued. "What's so
special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," the Marine
explains.
"What's it telling you now?" asks the woman.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
wearing panties!"
The Marine smiles, taps his watch and says, "!!!! thing's an hour
fast."
