The owner of a drug store walks into his store one day to find a guy wide-eyed and leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks the clerk: "what's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives."
The owner, gets all excited and shouts: "You idiot!! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!!"
The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!!!"
