A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed
some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose
my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad
things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You
didn't tell me you had a prescription."