Cruise
DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship.
I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm
really excited.
DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and
we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful
vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain
today and he seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some
shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck.
The Captain invited me to join him at his table for
dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He
is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino ... did OK .. won about $80.
The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his
state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with
caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night
but I declined. I told him there was no way I could
be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little
sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend
the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and
bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming
gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the
night and again I declined. He told me that if I
didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the
ship. I was appalled.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today .... twice !!!!
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