A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a
lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey,
"Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says, "Smoking a joint -- come up and have
some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the
monkey and they share a joint.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is
going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard climbs down the tree, walks through the
jungle to the river and leans over to get his drink.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and
helps him to the side, then asks the Lizard, "What's
the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting and smoking a joint with a monkey in a tree,
got too stoned and then fell into the river while
taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks
into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is
sitting, finishing the joint. He looks up and says,
"Hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says,
Duuuuuuuuuude!!.......How much water did you drink?!!"
still funny tho' :right:
