Michigan man goes medieval on cops

silentknight · 08-09-2005, 10:08 AM

Crusader Nabbed By Michigan Cops
Medieval sword, mallet, armor no match for ye olde Taser
AUGUST 5--Meet Robert McClain. The Michigan man, 42, was arrested last week after he attempted to literally go medieval on cops. According to the below Royal Oak Police Department report, officers were dispatched to McClain's home after a motorist called 911 to report that McClain had fled the scene of an auto accident. When they arrived at his crib, McClain allegedly tried to strike a cop with a four-foot sword. After missing, McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. "I'm gonna crush your !!!!ing skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power." That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. He was then carted off and charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor count for failing to remain at an accident scene.

You thought you've seen great mugshots, look at this one
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0805051sword1.html

Stopper · 08-09-2005, 01:35 PM

LMAO till I about messed myself. What a douche "I have a thousand years of power" bag.

.22guy · 08-09-2005, 04:12 PM

Sweet! I wish I had been there to see that. He's lucky he didn't get shot. :gangster:

inuyasha · 08-10-2005, 02:21 AM

that story was awesome... my girlfriend and i have been randomly quoting parts of that all day

1000 years of power, meet 10000 volts of power >: D

Doglips · 08-10-2005, 08:03 PM

never bring a sword to a tazer fight

he will get 1000 years of power in the prison shower.

CV32 · 08-10-2005, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doglips

never bring a sword to a tazer fight

he will get 1000 years of power in the prison shower.

And in there, someone will get medieval on his ... well, you know. :joker:

Apollyon67 · 08-10-2005, 09:38 PM

How did the cops hit him with a Tazer? I would have been laughing so hard I couldn't get a bead on him. Bet that chain mail helped alot in protecting against electricity.

missharpshooter · 08-11-2005, 12:04 AM

He looks kind of scary too...like out of the DARK AGES....LOLLLL

ruger22com · 08-12-2005, 04:42 PM

A good friend of mine used to be a bounty hunter (bail bonds)..said that one day they ran up on a guy they wanted sitting in his car..it was a 6'5 400 pound black dude. Well, my friend did not even want to try and fight this guy, so he pulls out a tazer..and shoots the guy right in the chest. The dude he shot looks down, yanks out the darts, looks my friend in the eye and says "don't do that again"

Last time he ever used a tazer gun......

08-09-2005, 10:08 AM	#1
silentknight Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,125 Images: 3	Michigan man goes medieval on cops Crusader Nabbed By Michigan Cops Medieval sword, mallet, armor no match for ye olde Taser AUGUST 5--Meet Robert McClain. The Michigan man, 42, was arrested last week after he attempted to literally go medieval on cops. According to the below Royal Oak Police Department report, officers were dispatched to McClain's home after a motorist called 911 to report that McClain had fled the scene of an auto accident. When they arrived at his crib, McClain allegedly tried to strike a cop with a four-foot sword. After missing, McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. "I'm gonna crush your !!!!ing skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power." That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. He was then carted off and charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor count for failing to remain at an accident scene. You thought you've seen great mugshots, look at this one http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0805051sword1.html __________________ Sic Vis Pacem Parabellum

08-09-2005, 01:35 PM	#2
Stopper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansass Posts: 2,212 Images: 1	LMAO till I about messed myself. What a douche "I have a thousand years of power" bag. __________________ They should have stopped at "Congress shall make no law"

08-10-2005, 09:38 PM	#7
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,238 Images: 17	How did the cops hit him with a Tazer? I would have been laughing so hard I couldn't get a bead on him. Bet that chain mail helped alot in protecting against electricity. __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

08-11-2005, 12:04 AM	#8
missharpshooter Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 979 Images: 2	He looks kind of scary too...like out of the DARK AGES....LOLLLL __________________ IF IT DOESN'T GET HOT..IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH FIREPOWER....DBL TAPP IS NOT DANCING..

08-12-2005, 04:42 PM	#9
ruger22com Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mobile Alabama Posts: 723	A good friend of mine used to be a bounty hunter (bail bonds)..said that one day they ran up on a guy they wanted sitting in his car..it was a 6'5 400 pound black dude. Well, my friend did not even want to try and fight this guy, so he pulls out a tazer..and shoots the guy right in the chest. The dude he shot looks down, yanks out the darts, looks my friend in the eye and says "don't do that again" Last time he ever used a tazer gun...... __________________ www.CheapGunParts.com http://ruger22.com/art/banners/tiny.gif Home of the "YELLOW JACKET" Bolt Buffer and Takedown Bolts! Free Shipping & Lifetime Warranty!

08-09-2005, 04:12 PM	#3
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,242	Sweet! I wish I had been there to see that. He's lucky he didn't get shot. :gangster:

08-10-2005, 02:21 AM	#4
inuyasha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: US occupied territories of "south dakota" Posts: 357	that story was awesome... my girlfriend and i have been randomly quoting parts of that all day 1000 years of power, meet 10000 volts of power >: D

08-10-2005, 08:03 PM	#5
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	never bring a sword to a tazer fight he will get 1000 years of power in the prison shower.