dang its good to be male

7mmag6 · 10-26-2005, 03:11 AM

my wife just turned 50, its kind a funny when she was 20 or 30 she was au-natureal, now shes got creams, powders, skin crap, piled high in the bathroom, deoxifants, skin care, shes got wierd crap stuck in her hair at night, lotions, strange stuff to keep her young or she thinks, its so nice to look in the mirror and look like crap and dont give a dam---dang its nice to be a guy

jamesfaync · 10-26-2005, 03:34 AM

7 your lucky my wife started using that junk at 20. just a waste of money too she looks the same with it as she did without it

Big Dog · 10-26-2005, 05:25 AM

When a man ages, it's 'character'. When a woman ages, it's a disaster.
Different mind-think, for sure.

Apollyon67 · 10-26-2005, 08:28 PM

7mmag6, tell her you want to trade her in for two 25 year olds, and good luck with that. J/K

Bookman · 10-26-2005, 08:46 PM

Yeah, do that, 7mmag6, and tell us where to send your funeral bouquet....

troy2000 · 10-26-2005, 09:34 PM

It's definitely a different world for men and women. When I went to my high school's 20th reunion I hooked up with an old girl friend, and we went out for a few months (yes, I was single at the time). One day I glanced in a mirror, and said, "hey, look. I'm starting to get crow's feet around my eyes."

She started telling me, "well, what you need to do is start massaging with your fingertips like this twice a day, and putting cucumber slices on your eyes in the evenings, and...". I interupted her with, "Sweetie, I'm pushing 40 years old. I have a RIGHT to those crow's feet."

Troy · 10-26-2005, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Apollyon67

7mmag6, tell her you want to trade her in for two 25 year olds, and good luck with that. J/K

my buddy ron told his wife when she turned 40 that he was trading her in for two twenties and instead of a pleasant laugh, he got her handprint tattooed to his head. so you might wanna watch out for that.

7mmag6 · 10-27-2005, 12:25 AM

now what the heck would I do with 2 25 year olds? they would want drugs booze and hip hop and all I could deliver is grape juice and marshall tucker

Despoiler · 10-27-2005, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by 7mmag6

now what the heck would I do with 2 25 year olds? they would want drugs booze and hip hop and all I could deliver is grape juice and marshall tucker

I could think of a thing or two to do!

Troy · 10-27-2005, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by 7mmag6

now what the heck would I do with 2 25 year olds? they would want drugs booze and hip hop and all I could deliver is grape juice and marshall tucker

ahhh, it's not what you would do with them, it's what they would do with you.

toolman · 10-27-2005, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by 7mmag6

now what the heck would I do with 2 25 year olds? they would want drugs booze and hip hop and all I could deliver is grape juice and marshall tucker

I got some serious visual imagery goin' on and Marshall Tucker is just background noise.

:right:

Apollyon67 · 10-27-2005, 09:49 PM

Marshall Tucker makes Great background noise for some exploits. Especially with 2 20yos. LOL You may not wake up the next morning, but hey... who wants to live forever?

7mmag6 · 10-27-2005, 11:52 PM

favorite marshall tucker lyrics----fire on the mountain

took my fam'ly away from my Carolina home
Had dreams about the west and started to roam
six long months on a dust covered trail
they say heaven's at the end but so far it's been !!!!

chorus:
and there's fire on the mountain
lightning in the air
gold in them hills and it's waitin' for me there

We were diggin and siftin from 5 to 5
sellin everything we found just to stay alive
gold flowed free like the whiskey in the bars
sinnin' was the big thing, lord and satan was his star

and there's fire on the mountain
lightning in the air
gold in them hills and it's waitin' for me there

dance hall girls were the evenin' treat
empty cartridges and blood lined the gutters of the street
men were shot down for the sake of fun
or just to hear the sound of their forty four guns

and there's fire on the mountain
lightning in the air
gold in them hills and it's waitin' for me there

Now my widow she weeps by my grave
tears flow free for here man she couldn't save
shot down in cold blood by a gun that carried fame
all for a useless and no good worhtless claim

and there's fire on the mountain
lightning in the air
gold in them hills and it's waitin' for me there

NRAJOE · 10-29-2005, 01:34 PM

Yee-haw!

Johan Malan · 10-29-2005, 03:06 PM

Hey I'm 2something and I hate Hiphop and drugs (Like tities and booze though)
If you dont want two 25 year olds send them over here I'll pay postage!

hounddawg · 10-29-2005, 03:20 PM

Well, ain't that somethin'? And here I was congratulating myself for having the ability to pee against a tree....

Apollyon67 · 10-31-2005, 08:18 PM

HD Its a handy thing to be able to do.

Gyrene · 11-01-2005, 03:19 PM

The EX told me, "Remember 25 goes into 50 a lot more times that 50 goes into 25!" Of course this is in reference to her thinking I would be nosing around 25 year olds.

I'll tell you there are plenty of older ladies that are worthwhile (unfortunately too many that are KEEPERS), and for sure they know what they want. So far I am up to it (despite pushing 70), and if the old body ever lets me down, there are always pills!

dhermesc · 11-01-2005, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Gyrene

The EX told me, "Remember 25 goes into 50 a lot more times that 50 goes into 25!" Of course this is in reference to her thinking I would be nosing around 25 year olds.

Back when I was single and in my early twenties the middle-aged divorcees were the only way to go. They got what they wanted and went home, sometimes making breakfast before they left. Didn't have to wine an dine them much, most got down to business in short order because their baby sitter wouldn't watch their kids past midnight.

Some of the best I ever had was with a woman that who’s husband left her on their 20th wedding anniversary, combine rage and lust and you better hang on tight. Didn’t hurt when she admitted to renting porno tapes to “see the latest” before she reentered the world of "dating".

Stopper · 11-01-2005, 05:38 PM

Herm you are a peach!!!!!

I like to see the ol lady doing her excersizes!!!!! Keep that backside in shape.

I could see this thread going downhill fast.

10-26-2005, 03:11 AM	#1
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	dang its good to be male my wife just turned 50, its kind a funny when she was 20 or 30 she was au-natureal, now shes got creams, powders, skin crap, piled high in the bathroom, deoxifants, skin care, shes got wierd crap stuck in her hair at night, lotions, strange stuff to keep her young or she thinks, its so nice to look in the mirror and look like crap and dont give a dam---dang its nice to be a guy

10-26-2005, 05:25 AM	#3
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,412	When a man ages, it's 'character'. When a woman ages, it's a disaster. Different mind-think, for sure. __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

10-26-2005, 08:28 PM	#4
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,238 Images: 17	7mmag6, tell her you want to trade her in for two 25 year olds, and good luck with that. J/K __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

10-27-2005, 09:49 PM	#12
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,238 Images: 17	Marshall Tucker makes Great background noise for some exploits. Especially with 2 20yos. LOL You may not wake up the next morning, but hey... who wants to live forever? __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin Last edited by Apollyon67; 10-27-2005 at 10:02 PM.

10-29-2005, 03:20 PM	#16
hounddawg Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South of Nasty-vile, Tennessee Posts: 535 Images: 1	Well, ain't that somethin'? And here I was congratulating myself for having the ability to pee against a tree.... __________________ http://images.animationfactory.com/a...ing_md_clr.gif If the people be of sound mind, laws are unneccesary. If the people be not of sound mind, laws are useless. --Plato

10-26-2005, 03:34 AM	#2
jamesfaync Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: fayetteville nc Posts: 167	7 your lucky my wife started using that junk at 20. just a waste of money too she looks the same with it as she did without it

10-26-2005, 08:46 PM	#5
Bookman Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 10 paces south of Canada Posts: 748	Yeah, do that, 7mmag6, and tell us where to send your funeral bouquet....

10-26-2005, 09:34 PM	#6
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 10,017 Images: 9	It's definitely a different world for men and women. When I went to my high school's 20th reunion I hooked up with an old girl friend, and we went out for a few months (yes, I was single at the time). One day I glanced in a mirror, and said, "hey, look. I'm starting to get crow's feet around my eyes." She started telling me, "well, what you need to do is start massaging with your fingertips like this twice a day, and putting cucumber slices on your eyes in the evenings, and...". I interupted her with, "Sweetie, I'm pushing 40 years old. I have a RIGHT to those crow's feet."

10-27-2005, 12:25 AM	#8
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	now what the heck would I do with 2 25 year olds? they would want drugs booze and hip hop and all I could deliver is grape juice and marshall tucker

10-27-2005, 11:52 PM	#13
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	favorite marshall tucker lyrics----fire on the mountain took my fam'ly away from my Carolina home Had dreams about the west and started to roam six long months on a dust covered trail they say heaven's at the end but so far it's been !!!! chorus: and there's fire on the mountain lightning in the air gold in them hills and it's waitin' for me there We were diggin and siftin from 5 to 5 sellin everything we found just to stay alive gold flowed free like the whiskey in the bars sinnin' was the big thing, lord and satan was his star and there's fire on the mountain lightning in the air gold in them hills and it's waitin' for me there dance hall girls were the evenin' treat empty cartridges and blood lined the gutters of the street men were shot down for the sake of fun or just to hear the sound of their forty four guns and there's fire on the mountain lightning in the air gold in them hills and it's waitin' for me there Now my widow she weeps by my grave tears flow free for here man she couldn't save shot down in cold blood by a gun that carried fame all for a useless and no good worhtless claim and there's fire on the mountain lightning in the air gold in them hills and it's waitin' for me there

10-29-2005, 01:34 PM	#14
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Yee-haw!

10-29-2005, 03:06 PM	#15
Johan Malan Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Saskatchewan Canada Posts: 302	Hey I'm 2something and I hate Hiphop and drugs (Like tities and booze though) If you dont want two 25 year olds send them over here I'll pay postage!

10-31-2005, 08:18 PM	#17
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,238 Images: 17	HD Its a handy thing to be able to do. __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

11-01-2005, 03:19 PM	#18
Gyrene Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: CA Posts: 886	The EX told me, "Remember 25 goes into 50 a lot more times that 50 goes into 25!" Of course this is in reference to her thinking I would be nosing around 25 year olds. I'll tell you there are plenty of older ladies that are worthwhile (unfortunately too many that are KEEPERS), and for sure they know what they want. So far I am up to it (despite pushing 70), and if the old body ever lets me down, there are always pills!

11-01-2005, 05:38 PM	#20
Stopper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansass Posts: 2,212 Images: 1	Herm you are a peach!!!!! I like to see the ol lady doing her excersizes!!!!! Keep that backside in shape. I could see this thread going downhill fast. __________________ They should have stopped at "Congress shall make no law"