[Oxford]

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were
sitting around talking about their aches and pains.

"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,"
said one.

"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even
see my coffee," replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,"
said a third.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced
an old man.

Then there was a short moment of silence.

"Thank God we can all still drive," said one woman cheerfully.

[Klaus]

Sigh. I have seen too many people like this. I vividly remember one senile old lady who actually went 30 miles an hour, on a 45 MPH divided 4 lane road (2+2), driving right down the MIDDLE of the two lanes, acting totally oblivious to the 50 cars behind her , honking. Unfortunately, I and two of my brothers were in the vehicle, too. She was a total space case, but still had her license.