(Recycled again)
NEW LEXUS
Just got my new Lexus RX400h a few days ago. I returned to the
dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how
the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated.
"Watch this," he said, "Nelson!":guitar:
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie," he continued...and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.:right: One day a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car,
But I swerved in time to avoid them. "!!!!!!!s" I yelled.
Suddenly the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane
Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore
on drums, and Bill Clinton on sax.
I love this car.