A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she
has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and
the horse immediately springs into action.
As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to
slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot
get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway!
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious of its slipping rider.
Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is
now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
the ground over and over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank the Walmart greeter, sees
her and unplugs the horse.
A Blonde on a Horse 
