A Somali arrives in Ottawa, a new immigrant to Canada. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr.Canadian for letting me in this Country!"
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Jamaican".
The man goes on and encounters; another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada!"
The person says, "I am not Canadian, I am Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Canada!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not a Canadian!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a Canadian?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says... "Probably at work."
Werre all da Canadians go eh.
We moved to da country eh.
Foreners cant take da cold eh.
Every ting and every one is white in da country eh.
Dats ok it keeps da beer cold ta boot eh.
Da snow drifts are as tall as our igloos eh.
Dhem citty cops wont let us drive are dog sleds or snow mobiles in da town eh.
Hows a guy geit ta work widout his dogs or a sled eh.
I aint seen my news paper in weeks poller bare ait da paper boy eh.
Monze coliss a tabernack I tink da ollady callin I bedder bedder eh.
By the way the snow drifts in Dundalk Ontario are as tall as the houses eh.:jaw:
Last edited by Joey l mur; 02-26-2006 at 05:47 AM.
Speaking as a Canadian, I am deeply offended by these harmless stereotypes! I will be contacting the whiniest special-intrest group I can find immeadiately!!!
I like that one eh.
Iwas in a truck stop in TX Talking with a coworker when a U.S. Trucker started to laugh we do some times do end our sentens with "eh" on ocasion.
Last edited by Joey l mur; 03-03-2006 at 01:22 PM.
Dang Canadians with your clean cities and friendly people...you should be ashamed! If your gun laws weren't so strict, it might be the perfect place...it's sickening.
I got my eye on you Canada!
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"Would it make you feel better, little girl, if they was thrown outta windows?"-Archie Bunker
ooh, ooh, whatch gonna do ORD? gonna throw a punch all the way from..........from.........from............hey where the heck are you from anyway? your not close are ya?
bring it on, got my rocket powered molson canadian beer launcher, and my perimiter is fortified with canadian club land mines. if it comes down to small arms fire, you have tim bits and smoked canadian back bacon trained on you. if this scares you, and it should, meet me at the border. if i am not there in 5 min, start without me.:target:
Dang Canadians with your clean cities and friendly people...you should be ashamed! If your gun laws weren't so strict, it might be the perfect place...it's sickening.
I got my eye on you Canada!
Our gun laws are not that stricked. I own pistols that not only are not regesterd I do not need a P.O.L. or a P.A.L. to buy or own them. They are called deregulated fire arms. Except for 22 cal all rimfire pistols are deregulated some center fire pistols are deregulated depending on the avalibity of the ammunition. Pin fire and antique muzzle loaders are deregulated also.
The reason for the P.O.L. and the P.A.L is so a person cannot get out of the pen on friday go to a show on sunday and rob a bank on monday.
Really? The gun store only sells to people with a PAL, no matter what they're buying. Do you need to take the CFSC?
Fedral Firearms Safty Course I had to pass For the PAL (possession and acquisition licence). That alows you to buy Guns. There are 2 typs the second alows you to buy pistols or restricted firearms. The POL or (Possession Only Licence) Alows you to buy ammunition borow a gun or Keep ownership of the gunes you already have You must carry your POL or PAL when Hunting Or have your Gun out side of the house.
Canada eh 
Ha_ha_ha_ha 
