So a man is working outside in his yard when his dog comes trotting around the hedge, covered in dirt with the neighbor's pet rabbit in it's mouth.
"Oh No," the man exclaimed and wrestled the rabbit from his dog's mouth--the rabbit was obviously dead, and filthy with dog slobber and mud. Seeing his neighbor was out, he quickly went inside and washed and blow dried the rabbit before slipping over to his neighbor's yard and putting the rabbit back in it's hutch.
Later that day he saw his neighbor return, but nothing was said.
The next day he saw his neighbor across the hedge and asked him "How's it going?"
"Oh pretty good," the neighbor replied, "except some psycho dug up my dead rabbit and put him in his cage."
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Beautiful Noisy Deadly Machines--What's Not to Like? :assult:
The Neighbor's Pet Rabbit.... 
