After giving it some thought, I want him alive so I can take 2 ten foot chains and chain him and a wild Hog to the same tree. Then, after I set up the video camera, I want to start frying up lots of Bacon, and while I'm eating the bacon, put the grease all over Osama and sit back and wait for Mr. Grizzly Bear to show up hoping that the Hog will give me some added footage to show the whole world what can be done to an Evil Terrorist !
I want that to go to Al-jezzeer Television... HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAA
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Shoot him nah. This is what I need to do the job right.
1) Strong metal chair
2) Duct tape
3) Handcuffs
4) Speed Bag Gloves/Brass Knuckles
5) IV Bags/lines/catheters/Med Bag
6) Cardiac drugs/Life Pac 5/Morphine
7) Kidney Dialysis Machine (I heard he needs it)
8) Video Equipment/Internet Connection
9) Morton Salt(Hmmm what would I need this for?)
10) NYC Phone Book(hmmm what would I do with this?)
11) Authentic Prophet Mohammed Turban/Robes (Piss off all Muslims hahahaha!)
12) Leeches (To drain the blisters/bruises/hematomas
13) Couple days off work.
14) Quiet room outside the US. The liberals will cry foul and demand me to stop and get Bin Laden a ACLU lawyer.
Shoot him nah. This is what I need to do the job right.
1) Strong metal chair
2) Duct tape
3) Handcuffs
4) Speed Bag Gloves/Brass Knuckles
5) IV Bags/lines/catheters/Med Bag
6) Cardiac drugs/Life Pac 5/Morphine
7) Kidney Dialysis Machine (I heard he needs it)
8) Video Equipment/Internet Connection
9) Morton Salt(Hmmm what would I need this for?)
10) NYC Phone Book(hmmm what would I do with this?)
11) Authentic Prophet Mohammed Turban/Robes (Piss off all Muslims hahahaha!)
12) Leeches (To drain the blisters/bruises/hematomas
13) Couple days off work.
14) Quiet room outside the US. The liberals will cry foul and demand me to stop and get Bin Laden a ACLU lawyer.
That sounds harsh, man. I like it.
I would, add a few pairs of pliers, needles, razor sharp knifes and a blow torch.:flame:
105mm? shaun obviously dont give a rats arse about the reward, but he apparently does like the fine red mist.
Hit him in the chest 2 feet from the muzzle he should have his head intact and that is all that is needed for the reward. even though the thought of red mist at the high volume would be a nice sight. Of course the barrel would have to have been freshly oiled with pork fat
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Gun, heck no. I'd use a knife, I want personal satisfaction. Something along the lines of "the death of a thousand cuts". I want that B@$t@rd to suffer. Although BigDogs idea is pretty good too.
You guys need a new hobby! You shouldn't talk about stuff like that when anyone can read it, like the muslims. I think he deserves whatever he gets or already got. It's the sleepers you need to worry about, not osama.
Last edited by joeshooter; 02-11-2006 at 08:14 AM.
I've got to agree with the truth serum idea. I sure would like to be able to prove what the French, Germans, Russians, & Chinese contributed to his ability to conduct terror operations.
Then I would slowly feed him, and a pig, feet first into a chipper shredder. Let Mohamed sort his !!!!!H*** from the pig blood & guts, I bet he can't do it!
I'd play catch with him using an Iowa Pig Skin Football, give him nothing but hamburgers, hotdogs, and pork ribs to eat, and give him one 72 year-old virgin. Then:
1) Acquire a cannon
2) Place at site of World Trade Center, point straight upwards
3) Launch him out of cannon with no parachute
4) Laugh as he falls to his death upon the site where he killed thousands of U.S. citizens.
That mother f*cker should die, not by my hand, but by the hands of the families that lost loved ones in the September 11th attacks, and in the War in Iraq. Those are the people who should get to decide this ragheads fate. I don't care how politically incorrect any of this is, he deserves not one ounce of respect after proving himself a true coward.
As Joeseph Stalin said, "Ideas are equally as powerful as guns. We do not let our enemies have guns, so why would we let them have ideas." He also said, "One death is a tradgedy, a million deaths is a statistic."
