[Oxford]

Collards is green
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.

You have som'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yo're too special,
you sweet thang you. ...

[7mmag6]

darn tootin, I like a gal with some teeth, prefebly none in the front

[iflylow74]

Right on brother!!

[Full MeTal Jack]

sounds like them Missouri boys alright!

[FutureMarine]

This humor forum would not be complete without ox!

[7mmag6]

Ox is the best, a great guy, and a sence of humor that is always right on

[Apollyon67]

Quote:       Originally Posted by FutureMarine

This humor forum would not be complete without ox!

Yeah, and with him its Finished. LOL Thanks Ox. Shebear will be reading this poem tonight.

[Oxford]

I'm totally embarassed!

[kagome]

well those are very romantic, I am sure any redneck girl would fall for ya if ya said one of those especially the wal-mart one

[Oxford]

My wife of 44 years loved those Wal-Mart flowers that were half wilted and on sale. Saved her a bunch on those so we could go out to eat at Wal-Mart's sit-down snack area. Yes, that's a very romantic place to take a date.