Jobs for todays American

Apollyon67 · 02-21-2006, 10:04 AM

ISN'T IT THE TRUTH!!!
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN
JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN
GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he couldn't find a good paying job in AMERICA.....

Rave · 02-21-2006, 10:32 AM

Amazing insight,sad but true.

troy2000 · 02-21-2006, 10:49 AM

The least Joe could do is pour himself a decent glass of California wine, instead of that over-hyped, overpriced French stuff.

Stopper · 02-21-2006, 12:11 PM

yipee!! Just found out one of our elustrious republicrap leaders has introduced a bill to the senate. It is called the "WISH" act, from Pete Domineci R-NM. Complete blanket amnesty for all illegals living here now. WOW - what a deal, what a big richard up the butt from the good old republicrappers!!!! Hopefully this will be trashed, and never worked up again. But never count the repubs out, no one can come up with bigger and better ways to give the American worker a big ol richard up the wazzoooo!!!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!! Go repubs!!! You'll ruin this country yet!!! They are in cahoots with the dems, to communize this country - they are all ilk, traitors, etc.....

WetKnife · 02-21-2006, 01:47 PM

He could lite up some California grown marijuana if he like , is it illegal ?

7mmag6 · 02-21-2006, 01:50 PM

domenici is from my state nm. how many hispanics live here?, actually this the only state where hispanics outnumber gringos, draw your own conclusions

troy2000 · 02-21-2006, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WetKnife

He could lite up some California grown marijuana if he like , is it illegal ?

"If you don't remember the 'sixties, you were there...":ballons:

Big Dog · 02-21-2006, 02:58 PM

"If you do remember the Sixties, you weren't there!" :ballons:

He's trying to woo the newest big voting block - the GOP has started playing by the same rules as the DemLibs. Heck, if they are gonna be here anyway, we may as well garner their votes . . .

02-21-2006, 10:04 AM	#1
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,238 Images: 17	Jobs for todays American ISN'T IT THE TRUTH!!! Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he couldn't find a good paying job in AMERICA..... __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

02-21-2006, 10:32 AM	#2
Rave Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa Posts: 7,053	Amazing insight,sad but true. __________________ USAF '62-'66 .

02-21-2006, 12:11 PM	#4
Stopper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansass Posts: 2,212 Images: 1	yipee!! Just found out one of our elustrious republicrap leaders has introduced a bill to the senate. It is called the "WISH" act, from Pete Domineci R-NM. Complete blanket amnesty for all illegals living here now. WOW - what a deal, what a big richard up the butt from the good old republicrappers!!!! Hopefully this will be trashed, and never worked up again. But never count the repubs out, no one can come up with bigger and better ways to give the American worker a big ol richard up the wazzoooo!!!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!! Go repubs!!! You'll ruin this country yet!!! They are in cahoots with the dems, to communize this country - they are all ilk, traitors, etc..... __________________ They should have stopped at "Congress shall make no law"

02-21-2006, 02:58 PM	#8
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,412	"If you do remember the Sixties, you weren't there!" :ballons: He's trying to woo the newest big voting block - the GOP has started playing by the same rules as the DemLibs. Heck, if they are gonna be here anyway, we may as well garner their votes . . . __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

02-21-2006, 10:49 AM	#3
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 10,017 Images: 9	The least Joe could do is pour himself a decent glass of California wine, instead of that over-hyped, overpriced French stuff.

02-21-2006, 01:47 PM	#5
WetKnife Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 239	He could lite up some California grown marijuana if he like , is it illegal ?

02-21-2006, 01:50 PM	#6
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	domenici is from my state nm. how many hispanics live here?, actually this the only state where hispanics outnumber gringos, draw your own conclusions