Towel Heads

jerry · 03-21-2006, 08:13 PM

"Towel Heads"
Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us do not like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is not a towel but actually a small, folded sheet.
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Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads."
Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter

7mmag6 · 03-21-2006, 09:00 PM

sheet

.22guy · 03-21-2006, 09:06 PM

I could tell this one joke about how you know if an Arab has gone from a boy to a man. But I don't want to get into trouble. Anyone know that one?

Shaun · 03-22-2006, 12:12 AM

watch it 22 guy this is a family site.

I guess they don't like sand turkey, rag head, terrorist, target, target and target.

7mmag6 · 03-22-2006, 12:54 AM

jerry who sent you that? im stupid was that a joke?

Rufus Rhastus J · 03-22-2006, 02:57 AM

sheet head...sounds good to me.

jerry · 03-22-2006, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 7mmag6

jerry who sent you that? im stupid was that a joke?

http://fromtheinside.us/humor.htm

7mmag6 · 03-22-2006, 09:00 AM

An Explanation of Air Force Rank
Author: Unknown

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A young Second Lieutenant approaches the crusty old Chief Master Sergeant and asked about the origin of the commissioned officer insignias.

The Chief replied, "Sir, it's history and tradition . . .

First we give you a gold bar representing that you are very valuable and also malleable.

The silver bar also represents significant value, but is less malleable.

When you make Captain, your value doubles, hence the two silver bars.

As a Colonel you soar over military masses, hence the eagle.

As a General, you are, obviously, a star. Does that answer your question?"

"Yes," said the Second Lieutenant, "but what about Majors and Lieutenant Colonels?"

"That, sir, goes waaaay back in history-to the Garden of Eden. You see we've always covered our pricks with leaves."

7mmag6 · 03-22-2006, 09:01 AM

I love this one

Five cannibals were employed by Marines as scouts and translators during one of the island campaigns during World War II. When the Commanding Officer of ground forces welcomed the cannibals he said, "You're all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and you can eat any of the rations that the Marines are eating. But please don't indulge yourselves by eating a Marine." The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the C O returned and said, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our Master Sergeants has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the C O left, the leader of the cannibals turned to the others and said, "Which of you idiots ate the Master Sergeant?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replied, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Lieutenants, Captains, and Majors and no one noticed anything, then YOU had to go and eat an NCO.

.22guy · 03-22-2006, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

watch it 22 guy this is a family site.

What?

Shaun · 03-22-2006, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .22guy

What?

don't tell the joke

.22guy · 03-22-2006, 08:45 PM

Um, yeah, I didn't....... It's no worse than 'sheet heads' anyway.

7mmag6 · 03-22-2006, 09:54 PM

I got your back shaun you guys better pay attention to the rules if shaun says no you do it

SPOCAHP ANAR · 03-22-2006, 10:09 PM

I would refrain from making any racial slurs to a man wearing a belt bomb; He might forget his original target.

SPOCAHP ANAR · 03-22-2006, 10:11 PM

7MM that was funny!

Gio · 03-22-2006, 11:08 PM

The point of steriotypes is the fact that some of them do. Not all muslims hate america and blow themselves up. But.... some of them do.

Rufus Rhastus J · 03-23-2006, 07:51 AM

At the risk of beating a dead horse....you already know what I think of them...

Big Dog · 03-23-2006, 05:44 PM

Ah shiite . . . here we go again . . .

Outriderdark · 03-23-2006, 05:52 PM

Suni or later this argument will get old. I wish I Kurd stop it, but Iran out of steam. I Kuwait for more sensible heads to prevail, but I guess it'Saudi my hands.
I bought something from a Middle-eastern guy once, but Egypt me.

jerry · 03-23-2006, 07:03 PM

Not meant to be a urination contest, H. U. A.

I missed the humor button. We as Americans need to quit being chicken Shated PC weenie waving Libs. Time to grow a backbone. Hey if white guys were killing my buddies and wearing Sox caps I'd hate thier freakin guts too.

03-21-2006, 08:13 PM	#1
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,882 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	Towel Heads "Towel Heads" Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us do not like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is not a towel but actually a small, folded sheet. --------------------------------------- Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads." Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter __________________ I'm a down home back woods redneck

03-22-2006, 12:12 AM	#4
Shaun Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 8,592 Images: 1	watch it 22 guy this is a family site. I guess they don't like sand turkey, rag head, terrorist, target, target and target. __________________ "Homeland Security is the responsibility of an armed citizen" ME http://webpages.charter.net/s.s.v/

03-22-2006, 02:57 AM	#6
Rufus Rhastus J Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: West, Central Florida, Third World America Posts: 6,339 Images: 1	sheet head...sounds good to me. __________________ "They cannot be trusted.....The Romulans (our politicos) are without honor." Worf

03-22-2006, 10:09 PM	#14
SPOCAHP ANAR Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: SC-upstate Posts: 4,094 Images: 3 Blog Entries: 4	I would refrain from making any racial slurs to a man wearing a belt bomb; He might forget his original target. __________________ Spocrest Out!..........

03-22-2006, 10:11 PM	#15
SPOCAHP ANAR Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: SC-upstate Posts: 4,094 Images: 3 Blog Entries: 4	7MM that was funny! __________________ Spocrest Out!..........

03-21-2006, 09:00 PM	#2
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	sheet

03-21-2006, 09:06 PM	#3
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,157	I could tell this one joke about how you know if an Arab has gone from a boy to a man. But I don't want to get into trouble. Anyone know that one?

03-22-2006, 12:54 AM	#5
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	jerry who sent you that? im stupid was that a joke?

03-22-2006, 09:00 AM	#8
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	An Explanation of Air Force Rank Author: Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young Second Lieutenant approaches the crusty old Chief Master Sergeant and asked about the origin of the commissioned officer insignias. The Chief replied, "Sir, it's history and tradition . . . First we give you a gold bar representing that you are very valuable and also malleable. The silver bar also represents significant value, but is less malleable. When you make Captain, your value doubles, hence the two silver bars. As a Colonel you soar over military masses, hence the eagle. As a General, you are, obviously, a star. Does that answer your question?" "Yes," said the Second Lieutenant, "but what about Majors and Lieutenant Colonels?" "That, sir, goes waaaay back in history-to the Garden of Eden. You see we've always covered our pricks with leaves."

03-22-2006, 09:01 AM	#9
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	I love this one Five cannibals were employed by Marines as scouts and translators during one of the island campaigns during World War II. When the Commanding Officer of ground forces welcomed the cannibals he said, "You're all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and you can eat any of the rations that the Marines are eating. But please don't indulge yourselves by eating a Marine." The cannibals promised. Four weeks later the C O returned and said, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our Master Sergeants has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the C O left, the leader of the cannibals turned to the others and said, "Which of you idiots ate the Master Sergeant?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replied, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Lieutenants, Captains, and Majors and no one noticed anything, then YOU had to go and eat an NCO.

03-22-2006, 08:45 PM	#12
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,157	Um, yeah, I didn't....... It's no worse than 'sheet heads' anyway.

03-22-2006, 09:54 PM	#13
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	I got your back shaun you guys better pay attention to the rules if shaun says no you do it

03-22-2006, 11:08 PM	#16
Gio Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 804 Images: 8	The point of steriotypes is the fact that some of them do. Not all muslims hate america and blow themselves up. But.... some of them do. __________________ Blow you up.

03-23-2006, 07:51 AM	#17
Rufus Rhastus J Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: West, Central Florida, Third World America Posts: 6,339 Images: 1	At the risk of beating a dead horse....you already know what I think of them... __________________ "They cannot be trusted.....The Romulans (our politicos) are without honor." Worf

03-23-2006, 05:44 PM	#18
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,214	Ah shiite . . . here we go again . . . __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

03-23-2006, 05:52 PM	#19
Outriderdark Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 1,125	Suni or later this argument will get old. I wish I Kurd stop it, but Iran out of steam. I Kuwait for more sensible heads to prevail, but I guess it'Saudi my hands. I bought something from a Middle-eastern guy once, but Egypt me. __________________ "Would it make you feel better, little girl, if they was thrown outta windows?"-Archie Bunker

03-23-2006, 07:03 PM	#20
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,882 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	Not meant to be a urination contest, H. U. A. I missed the humor button. We as Americans need to quit being chicken Shated PC weenie waving Libs. Time to grow a backbone. Hey if white guys were killing my buddies and wearing Sox caps I'd hate thier freakin guts too. __________________ I'm a down home back woods redneck