Blonde Joke of the Year
A blonde decided to rent her first porno. She went to the video
store and picked out a tape with a title that sounded sexy. She
drove home, lit some candles, took off her clothes and placed the
tape in the VCR. But nothing appeared on her screen except static.
She called the video store and complained, "I just rented a porno
from you, and there's nothing on the tape but static.
The clerk said, "Sorry about that. Which movie was it?"
The blonde replied, "Head Cleaner."