Illegals journey

toolman · 04-02-2006, 04:05 AM

First week: Dear God, thank you for delivering me to the land of my salvation!

Second week: Thank you lord for giving me this wonderful job-I've never seen this much money.

Third week: Thank you Jesus for delivering my family to me- they really like their new home.

Fourth week: Dear Big Guy, Doing O.K. but A.C. seems a little warm-will complain to boss and get it straightened out.

Fifth week: Boss finally got around to fixing d*mned A.C.-now says we need to work Saturday to get caught up-who the h*ll does he think he is?

Sixth Week: Bad week: New Z-71 just dropped a transmission and boss says it's MY problem-I'm organizing a strike!

Seventh week: Transmission fixed by G.M. for free. Juanito says he can't understand the teacher-will get this sh*t straightened out NOW!

Eighth week: Juanito has new teacher who speaks spanish-doing much better but still has no health coverage.

Ninth week: Juanito just got insurance but we were told we'd have to pay for it, what is this sh*t?

Tenth week: U.S. Gov't agreed to pay for all insurance and issue drivers license-means nothing if we can't choose whose giving us our stuff-we're going on strike! HUGO-HUGO

Eleventh week:Some dumba** redneck from Texas sitting in a deer blind near our field-looks like he has some type of gun-oh well, we are IMMIGRANTS-he can't bother US!

Twelfth week: Hhhmmm, Immigration is late for our ride to cousin Juanitas' wedding, what is that stupid Texan doing pointing that gun at us?

To Be Continued...

Rave · 04-02-2006, 11:45 AM

I salute the Minuite men,they are at least trying to do the job we elected those fools in Washinton to do. They have no back up,no support,no powers,only hinderence and contempt from our masters in Washington.
The situation has clearly gotten out of hand. It has been let go too long and there are too many of them and their sympathizers/supporters and too much money and graft going on now to stop,and Bush still has over three years left,by then,who knows?

troy2000 · 04-02-2006, 12:51 PM

It still tee's me off that Bush publicly called the Minutemen "vigilantes". Since when is witnessing an illegal act and reporting it to the proper authorities an act of vigilanteism?

By that definition, all the Neighborhood Watches across the country are vigilante organizations.

Ctwo · 04-02-2006, 07:10 PM

I'd feel something if the sun did not rise.

7mmag6 · 04-02-2006, 08:04 PM

ok guys knock it off

7mmag6 · 04-02-2006, 08:05 PM

ctwo dont put things like that on here

7mmag6 · 04-02-2006, 08:12 PM

threatning the president will absolutely not be tolerated

7mmag6 · 04-02-2006, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ctwo

I'd feel something if bush was shot dead.

SOMETHING YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND DO NOT THREATON THE PRESIDENTS LIFE ON THIS FORUM

7mmag6 · 04-02-2006, 08:33 PM

I wont tolerate it shaun wont either

.22guy · 04-02-2006, 11:22 PM

Not cool...... suspension?

7mmag6 · 04-03-2006, 12:35 AM

as-s kicking

Ctwo · 04-03-2006, 10:39 AM

OK, it wasn't a threat.

Ctwo · 04-03-2006, 10:40 AM

I changed it...

waiting for 15 seconds...

Ctwo · 04-03-2006, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .22guy

Not cool...... suspension?

I have a long memory...

Ctwo · 04-03-2006, 10:41 AM

That's just an observation, BTW...

Ctwo · 04-03-2006, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 7mmag6

as-s kicking

I suppose the men in black suits will be showing up soon?

And I might dissapear.

Shaun · 04-03-2006, 09:54 PM

I am locking the thread based on the last posts

04-02-2006, 04:05 AM	#1
toolman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx Posts: 5,029	Illegals journey First week: Dear God, thank you for delivering me to the land of my salvation! Second week: Thank you lord for giving me this wonderful job-I've never seen this much money. Third week: Thank you Jesus for delivering my family to me- they really like their new home. Fourth week: Dear Big Guy, Doing O.K. but A.C. seems a little warm-will complain to boss and get it straightened out. Fifth week: Boss finally got around to fixing dmned A.C.-now says we need to work Saturday to get caught up-who the hll does he think he is? Sixth Week: Bad week: New Z-71 just dropped a transmission and boss says it's MY problem-I'm organizing a strike! Seventh week: Transmission fixed by G.M. for free. Juanito says he can't understand the teacher-will get this sht straightened out NOW! Eighth week: Juanito has new teacher who speaks spanish-doing much better but still has no health coverage. Ninth week: Juanito just got insurance but we were told we'd have to pay for it, what is this sht? Tenth week: U.S. Gov't agreed to pay for all insurance and issue drivers license-means nothing if we can't choose whose giving us our stuff-we're going on strike! HUGO-HUGO Eleventh week:Some dumba** redneck from Texas sitting in a deer blind near our field-looks like he has some type of gun-oh well, we are IMMIGRANTS-he can't bother US! Twelfth week: Hhhmmm, Immigration is late for our ride to cousin Juanitas' wedding, what is that stupid Texan doing pointing that gun at us? To Be Continued... __________________ Don't be messin' with my gun!

04-02-2006, 11:45 AM	#2
Rave Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa Posts: 6,606	I salute the Minuite men,they are at least trying to do the job we elected those fools in Washinton to do. They have no back up,no support,no powers,only hinderence and contempt from our masters in Washington. The situation has clearly gotten out of hand. It has been let go too long and there are too many of them and their sympathizers/supporters and too much money and graft going on now to stop,and Bush still has over three years left,by then,who knows? __________________ USAF '62-'66 "Big Business Trumps America!" Now THAT'S a legacy! .

04-02-2006, 07:10 PM	#4
Ctwo Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 344	I'd feel something if the sun did not rise. Last edited by Ctwo; 04-03-2006 at 10:39 AM.

04-03-2006, 09:54 PM	#17
Shaun Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 8,576	I am locking the thread based on the last posts __________________ "Homeland Security is the responsibility of an armed citizen" ME http://webpages.charter.net/s.s.v/

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04-02-2006, 12:51 PM	#3
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 8,214	It still tee's me off that Bush publicly called the Minutemen "vigilantes". Since when is witnessing an illegal act and reporting it to the proper authorities an act of vigilanteism? By that definition, all the Neighborhood Watches across the country are vigilante organizations.

04-02-2006, 08:04 PM	#5
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337	ok guys knock it off

04-02-2006, 08:05 PM	#6
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337	ctwo dont put things like that on here

04-02-2006, 08:12 PM	#7
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337	threatning the president will absolutely not be tolerated

04-02-2006, 08:33 PM	#9
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337	I wont tolerate it shaun wont either

04-02-2006, 11:22 PM	#10
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,832	Not cool...... suspension?

04-03-2006, 12:35 AM	#11
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337	as-s kicking

04-03-2006, 10:39 AM	#12
Ctwo Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 344	OK, it wasn't a threat.

04-03-2006, 10:40 AM	#13
Ctwo Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 344	I changed it... waiting for 15 seconds...

04-03-2006, 10:41 AM	#15
Ctwo Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 344	That's just an observation, BTW...