Ox, while in Missouri, is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees Ash, his younger neighbor walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey Ash, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken wire."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You dang fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" Ash just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, Ash comes walking by, dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
The next morning, Ox is out watching the sun rise and he sees Ash walk by carrying something in his hand. "Hey Ash, whatcha got there?"
"Roll of duct tape."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch me some ducks."
"You dang fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"
Ash just laughs and keeps walking.That night around sunset Ash walks by, trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duct tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
The next morning, Ox sees Ash walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. ''Hey Ash, whatcha got there?"
"It's a pu ssy willow."
"Wait up...I'll get my hat."
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