#1 Retired Moderator
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Cow abductions - the new terror
I know I have way too much time on my hands because I want to investigate this.
Please go to this site and click on the little screen on the left of the page and listen to the first witness accounts of the victims.
http://www.cowabduction.com/
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ok ox you really need a hobby besides mowing the lawn lol
#3 Retired Moderator
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This is a huge mystery! The media should be covering this story ASAP.:jaw:
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#4 Firearm Aficionado
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It's me Ok. Mystery solved. I like beef, big deal.
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Looks like the Martians like beef, too!
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#6 Firearm Aficionado
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There are no martians. First I get in a Helicopter at night. Spotlight the cow with blue halogen lights and shoot it with a grappling hook and pull it up. It's very simple.
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Hey Ox, whatever happended to the days of cow tippin'????
#8 Firearm Enthusiast
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Oh my god!!! Did you see the way the cow just flew off?!!
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Those bovine's are zapped upward into the guts of the Martian cow patrol rocket. Wonder what they do with all the cow xhit in the rocketship?
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'splains why milk is so expensive.
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#11 PUKHA DAWG
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What a load of flying Bull!
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This stuff is REAL and it's even happening here in Woodstock, GA, Cultural Center of the Universe!
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Hey Habakkuk21...those must be invisible cows!
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Cow abductions - the new terror 
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