[Troy]

how do you cure mad cow disease?
a dozen roses and a box of chocolates

why do they call it that time of the month pms?
mad cow disease was already taken

[Gio]

OOOO. Dont let your cow see that one.

[Troy]

she already did, you know how hard it is to read G&G through a black eye?

[Chris]

Lol!!!

[troy2000]

...in the Engineering Department. Her cubicle had a sign that read, "Tell me it's just PMS one more time, and I'll staple your nuts to the floor."

It wasn't all bad, though. She had another one that said, "Sexual Harassment at this work station will not be reported. It will, however, be graded."

[Joey l mur]

The best way to avoid Mad cow Dont marry her.

[Troy]

oh dammit, she seen your guys posts, now i got two black eyes.

[Apollyon67]

That'll teach ya to let her read over your shoulder!! Owww, hey, now I got a black eye! who started this thread anyway?

[Troy]

oxford started the dang thing.

[Pirate]

Sounds like you guys need to crack the whip a little more often, like I do!


OW! Now I have a black eye too!

[Oxford]

Tough guys still pick themselves up off the floor when their cow decides to take action. ...unless they're Islamic cows...and in that case they're mindless anyway.