Old 07-15-2006, 11:22 AM   #1
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Smile Best Blonde Joke of the Year So Far...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who
was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's
license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more
agitated. "What does it look like," the blonde finally asked?

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture
on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and
handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," the driver said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
saying, "okay, you can go, I didn't realize you were a cop!"
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Old 07-15-2006, 01:18 PM   #2
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hahah thats good.
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Old 07-15-2006, 03:01 PM   #3
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How can you tell when a blone's been using your computer?

--There's whiteout on the monitor screen...
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Old 07-16-2006, 08:31 PM   #7
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How can you tell when a blone's been using your computer?

--There's whiteout on the monitor screen...

How do you know another blondes been using the computer.






There's writing on the white out.
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Old 07-17-2006, 02:07 PM   #8
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hey wait guys im a blonde but its still funny
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