Battle Intensive Training Creates Heroic Enlisted Soldiers

Gunnie Ed · 08-22-2006, 09:08 AM

I graduated on Thursday. I am now MOSQ'd as a artilleryman in the National Guard.

All in all it was pretty fun, save for tha pricks in my platoon, som of whom I honestly stretched my self control to the limits just to keep from beating the everlasting piss out of.

But I can honestly say that I'm a better man for enlisting.

I can now run two miles in fourteen minutes and thirty seconds.

I have pecks for the first time in my life.

I look !!!! sexy with a high and tight.

and the M109A6 Paladin makes my penis happy.

THe great thing is; my job is the easiest in the Army, next to Supply. Here's how they train us;

First they find out what unit you're going to, and assign you to train with the appropriate piece, be it M119, M198, or M109A6, then they put you into a section. After that they put you behind a mock-up of your piece, and have you run through the respective drills; Advance party, getting laid, setting up ammo, load, fire, and clear. and every time you pull the lanyard, a cookie pops out.

you give me a bunch of bannanas and I can teach a monkey how to be a 13B.

Pictures on Friday.

jerry · 08-22-2006, 12:52 PM

Time to go to the war now.

Big Dog · 08-22-2006, 05:36 PM

"and the M109A6 Paladin makes my penis happy."

Bwahahaha! See, size really does matter!

That is one impressive piece of ordnance - the SP gun, not your willy . . . :guitar:

Best of luck to you!

Gunnie Ed · 08-22-2006, 09:23 PM

For clarification, the phrases "Makes my penis happy" is used for just about anything when I'm describing how much I like it.

My friends and I just started using the phrase and it's sort of automatic.

Gunnie Ed · 08-25-2006, 01:45 PM

PICTURE TIME!

PVT Barrenger
PVT Armor
PVT Knight
PVT Jarmon
PVT Merson
PVT Gonnerman
PVT Reed
PVT Woodfin
PVT Boutet(Boo-tay)
PVT Conquorgood

PVT Hawkins playing with my sleeping bag.
"This looks like a job for the nine-Iron, regis."
My awesome tan-lines.
All the crap we were required to carry in our pockets.
OPFOR moving in wedge.
Me in an old Sikorski wreck, shortly before the battle at Freedom Town.
Me at the FOB.
Drill Sergeant Napier
PVT Husband at the FOB.
My battle Buddy, PVT Wood, and I on Graduation day.

Me posing with an old pepperbox in the Frontier Museum.
Geronimo's grave.
Atomic Annie
Me and PVT Woodfin, dicking about.
Relaxing in the shade, waiting for our turn at the guns during Redleg Challenge.
More OPFOR.
Relaxing at the FOB.
Setting up cots at the FOB.
The M119 light Howitzer that we had to take everywhere.
Me riding an old 8-incher.

jerry · 08-25-2006, 01:59 PM

Nice pis.
Didn't they feed you guys? LOL

Dang I almost remember being 19!

Gunnie Ed · 08-25-2006, 06:07 PM

I'm 21 now.

jerry · 08-25-2006, 06:35 PM

My word! your an old man, LOL

08-22-2006, 09:08 AM	#1
Gunnie Ed Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: three clicks left of center. Posts: 808	Battle Intensive Training Creates Heroic Enlisted Soldiers I graduated on Thursday. I am now MOSQ'd as a artilleryman in the National Guard. All in all it was pretty fun, save for tha pricks in my platoon, som of whom I honestly stretched my self control to the limits just to keep from beating the everlasting piss out of. But I can honestly say that I'm a better man for enlisting. I can now run two miles in fourteen minutes and thirty seconds. I have pecks for the first time in my life. I look !!!! sexy with a high and tight. and the M109A6 Paladin makes my penis happy. THe great thing is; my job is the easiest in the Army, next to Supply. Here's how they train us; First they find out what unit you're going to, and assign you to train with the appropriate piece, be it M119, M198, or M109A6, then they put you into a section. After that they put you behind a mock-up of your piece, and have you run through the respective drills; Advance party, getting laid, setting up ammo, load, fire, and clear. and every time you pull the lanyard, a cookie pops out. you give me a bunch of bannanas and I can teach a monkey how to be a 13B. Pictures on Friday. __________________ http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95.../warinmine.gif

08-22-2006, 12:52 PM	#2
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,870 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	Time to go to the war now. __________________ I'm a down home back woods redneck

08-22-2006, 05:36 PM	#3
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,205	"and the M109A6 Paladin makes my penis happy." Bwahahaha! See, size really does matter! That is one impressive piece of ordnance - the SP gun, not your willy . . . :guitar: Best of luck to you! __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

08-22-2006, 09:23 PM	#4
Gunnie Ed Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: three clicks left of center. Posts: 808	For clarification, the phrases "Makes my penis happy" is used for just about anything when I'm describing how much I like it. My friends and I just started using the phrase and it's sort of automatic. __________________ http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95.../warinmine.gif

08-25-2006, 01:45 PM	#5
Gunnie Ed Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: three clicks left of center. Posts: 808	PICTURE TIME! PVT Barrenger PVT Armor PVT Knight PVT Jarmon PVT Merson PVT Gonnerman PVT Reed PVT Woodfin PVT Boutet(Boo-tay) PVT Conquorgood PVT Hawkins playing with my sleeping bag. "This looks like a job for the nine-Iron, regis." My awesome tan-lines. All the crap we were required to carry in our pockets. OPFOR moving in wedge. Me in an old Sikorski wreck, shortly before the battle at Freedom Town. Me at the FOB. Drill Sergeant Napier PVT Husband at the FOB. My battle Buddy, PVT Wood, and I on Graduation day. Me posing with an old pepperbox in the Frontier Museum. Geronimo's grave. Atomic Annie Me and PVT Woodfin, dicking about. Relaxing in the shade, waiting for our turn at the guns during Redleg Challenge. More OPFOR. Relaxing at the FOB. Setting up cots at the FOB. The M119 light Howitzer that we had to take everywhere. Me riding an old 8-incher. __________________ http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95.../warinmine.gif

08-25-2006, 01:59 PM	#6
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,870 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	Nice pis. Didn't they feed you guys? LOL Dang I almost remember being 19! __________________ I'm a down home back woods redneck

08-25-2006, 06:07 PM	#7
Gunnie Ed Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: three clicks left of center. Posts: 808	I'm 21 now. __________________ http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95.../warinmine.gif

08-25-2006, 06:35 PM	#8
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,870 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	My word! your an old man, LOL __________________ I'm a down home back woods redneck